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Old 15th March 2011, 09:07 PM
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Is the AFA a cult?
The test begins now.
No atheist is allowed to eat cheese on days with the letter T in them.
All atheists must tithe ten percent of their income to me (PM me for details).
All atheists must own and listen to The Verlaines back catalogue, all the time. No other music is permitted.
All atheists must read, enjoy and promote everything Richard Dawkins has ever written.
This ends the test.
I look forward to seeing how atheists respond to being given arbitrary instructions about how to live their lives.
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Old 15th March 2011, 09:44 PM
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Mmmmmmmmmmm...donuts.
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WLB: You forgot the reward after that. What kinda loser will follow those lame instructions unless there's some sort of false promise of some reward? You know like paradise after death or something.
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Hang on, if this is a cult, I'll only be drinking teh Kool-Aid if it's provided in a complimentary "The Rise of Atheism" mug...
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Ah'll bring wunnuthem crayzeh underwear garment tahp thingehs that they wear! HU HA HU!
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WLB: You forgot the reward after that. What kinda loser will follow those lame instructions unless there's some sort of false promise of some reward? You know like paradise after death or something.
Ah, I know you tricksy atheistsis. If I promise fabulous prizes, you'll demand evidence of fabulous prizes. I like to think of this as an honest cult. There are no fabulous prizes. Just do the stuff. Recalcitrant atheists. Have you been eating cheeze on a Tuesday?
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I ate Tofu cheese yesterday and listed to the Valentines. Am I a bad atheist? If I am a bad atheist I am going to nail my thesis to the first most thread splitting the atheist cult in two (or maybe 5, i like 5).
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This atheist cult leader caper is like trying to come up with a pithy simile.
My quadralogue is ignored.
Anyone else want a go?
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Your test is arbitrary and wrong. Only I am a True Atheist™.
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pppffffhhhhtttt.... That's nuthin' - I am a TRUE ATHIEST!
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