VROOM! It's The Car Thread.

[GodwinGrey]

Originally Posted by The Irreverent Mr Black

Aha, as in NSU Wankel?

Hilarious

[Annie]

Originally Posted by wearestardust

For some reason (that even I don't understand) I am reminded of Caterina Sforza, one of history's true female badasses. Pope Alexander VI (aka Rodrigo Borgia) gave her lands to his son, Ceasare, on the basis of, like, I'm the Pope and you have to do what I say. She disagreed. Now what the wiki link doesn't tell us as that, apparently, when Ceasare captured two of her sons and threatened to kill them unless she surrendered her castle (which was under siege), she stood on the ramparts, lifted her skirts, pointed at relevant anatomy, and said "with this I can make more, you son of a Spanish whore".

The sons were not killed but, regretably, the castle did eventually fall.

She was definately badass. I see the man she married at the ripe old age of ten was the son of the pope's sister but it was rumoured he was the pope's son.
Somethings dont seem to change that much.

[GodwinGrey]

I must be the only bloke here.

[GodwinGrey]

how I pine for me Bongo sometimes

[Darwinsbulldog]

I have a HUGE penis, I meant car, I mean penis.....



Actuoolie, my Matiz is silver, but what the heck.....

[riddlemethis]

Originally Posted by The Irreverent Mr Black

Had a little white one for a while, back in 2003/4: they can be fun at 120km/h, once you get here.

Yes like skipping a yonnie across a pond!

[jdadl1]

I guess by popular phallic reasoning I have the smallest so far. It's my mid life crisis... my 18 year old red head. It fits all my tools in the tray as well.

[Annie]

Originally Posted by Protium

For Annie...

[slim]

Originally Posted by davo

My car is a cock.

Like this one?

[slim]

Originally Posted by Goldenmane

Why the fuck would anyone want to drive a Porsche?

If I wanted a fuckoff-awesome dinky-car, I'd get a Mini Cooper-S, circa 1969. Shits all over a Porsche any day.

I would love a Porsche. That said, the aggregate cost of my cars is about half the price of a new 911, and each one of them is faster. Bang for buck is hugely important (to me), so unless I was absolutely minted, and money meant nothing, there is no way I'd be shelling out my hard earned on a new Porsche.