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Old 10th April 2010, 03:07 PM
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Hello.

Just some general info about me:

I'm a 14 year old Australian living somewhere in NSW who saw this site and said to himself, "Oh boy, this looks like fun!".

I once considered myself a Christian but, after a recommendation to read the Bible ( and then doing so ) I really 'ran like hell' from Christianity and have no regrets regarding that.

Nowadays some call me athiest... However I am in fact a firm believer in The FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - in fact, I'm such a firm believer in Him that I really feel the need to type his name in bold, underlined and capitalized text.

Aaaaaaaand that's all I care to post about myself for now.

May his Noodly Appendages guide you all,
Happy flaming.
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Old 10th April 2010, 03:13 PM
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Welcome Goop.


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Happy flaming.
um.. thank you.

Happy Flaming to you too! (I think)
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Old 10th April 2010, 03:22 PM
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You do know Goop, the flying spaghetti monster is just a manifestation of the True Truth (tm) Her Hoofiness, The Invisible Pink Unicorn do you not?

From the Book of The Prophet April :

10 And Her Pinkness proclaimed, "Do not be afraid, my servant, for you have
been mislead by the false prophets who quote Chapters and Verses of books
which do not exist. And yet I have also revealed to them the Eternal Truth,
and indeed have they mangled it."

11 "And furthermore shall you know that it is fitting that I be celebrated by
prophets who do not exist, in verses that do not exist, for books that do not
exist. For my own existence is of a dubious and contradictory nature, and I
like it that way."

peace and pinapple
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Old 10th April 2010, 03:33 PM
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Hey Goop.

Welcome.

I prefer slow-cooked to flamed. They scream less that way
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Old 10th April 2010, 04:24 PM
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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.

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You do know Goop, the flying spaghetti monster is just a manifestation of the True Truth (tm) Her Hoofiness, The Invisible Pink Unicorn do you not?

From the Book of The Prophet April :

10 And Her Pinkness proclaimed, "Do not be afraid, my servant, for you have
been mislead by the false prophets who quote Chapters and Verses of books
which do not exist. And yet I have also revealed to them the Eternal Truth,
and indeed have they mangled it."

11 "And furthermore shall you know that it is fitting that I be celebrated by
prophets who do not exist, in verses that do not exist, for books that do not
exist. For my own existence is of a dubious and contradictory nature, and I
like it that way."

peace and pinapple
The only problem I have with Her Pinkness and the True Truth is that I don't get to dress up as a pirate ( with reasonable explanation ) at my school's annual cultural festival.
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Old 10th April 2010, 04:49 PM
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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.



The only problem I have with Her Pinkness and the True Truth is that I don't get to dress up as a pirate ( with reasonable explanation ) at my school's annual cultural festival.
Hey? You got something against wearing pink tutus to school!!!
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The only problem I have with Her Pinkness and the True Truth is that I don't get to dress up as a pirate ( with reasonable explanation ) at my school's annual cultural festival.
haha! enjoy the forums, I'm sure you will. I'd be interested in hearing how they react when their beliefs are confronted with another one that shows how silly they are!
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Old 10th April 2010, 05:08 PM
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Hey Goop. Have you seen the latest pic of FSM over Finland?? And there are those that doubt! Indeed!

Wow Goop! A 14 year old who knows the words of "Only the good die young!" Very impressive! Billy Joel is old enough to be your grand daddy!

Happy flaming to you too! (??)
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Old 10th April 2010, 05:18 PM
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Hi Goop, welcome to the forum.

Nice to see someone at your age prepared to think critically about some "big questions", especially the FSM....

It's a talent, use it for good of all mankind!

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Sorry, humankind I should have said...
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