Arbitrary

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Hello everyone
I had to post something as arbitrary as drinking heavily, shouting "Hooray" and making a bunch of resolutions at the standardised daylight-savings-time midnight for your longitude on a day of no particular astronomical significance, so this post celebrates my 180th contribution to the forum.
Bah-humbug. This is nothing. You should've seen me on the 25th.
Grumpybusker

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Dang you, apophenia. Dang you to heck!
WLB (now partying harder than ever in the post 181 post glow).

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Glow: luminescence - light from nonthermal sources
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Kindly stop adding significance to my insignificant babbling.
R=0.5
p=0.55
This post is insignificant and might as well have been generated by random events.
I tried to resist asking, but could you please explain the raisins reference?
WLB

[Fearless]

Is this thread affected by alcohol?

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Originally Posted by Fearless

Is this thread affected by alcohol?

Are you the arbitrary arbitrator? Arbitrator in our midst. No alcohol at this end. I'm the designated typist. The USB on my Smith-Corona is on the verge of burning out and my luddidity will cast me from the orbit of the arbitrary thoughts of ecologists on boats.
And in this land of liberty
I'll make my living at poetry

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

>HIC<

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Originally Posted by The Irreverent Mr Black

Good herrings! The man's a veritable Li Po!

Li Po is great. All other poets suck in comparison. I wanted to institute a scale by which poems would be rated against Li Po's work and calculate how much each one sucked, but the thought of going down in history as the man who invented Liposuction didn't appeal.
WLB (currently alone and lonely in the only inland oceanic laboratory)

[Worldslaziestbusker]

True.
I was forced into parenthood by workmates who demanded that I become a father or stop with the Dad Jokes.
WLB

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Originally Posted by Worldslaziestbusker

Li Po is great. All other poets suck in comparison. I wanted to institute a scale by which poems would be rated against Li Po's work and calculate how much each one sucked, but the thought of going down in history as the man who invented Liposuction didn't appeal.
WLB (currently alone and lonely in the only inland oceanic laboratory)

When did lithium polymer poets become the new fashion thing?

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Originally Posted by The Irreverent Mr Black

My F-I-L demands a joke from me every week during the Ritual Phone Call. I long ago ran out of good ones.



The eyebrows and moustache were grout show marks.

The initial statement and the punchline do not match.
This rocks and will be related to all workmates as they return from their holidays.
WLB