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Old 11th August 2017, 05:24 PM
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Gudday Roj.
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Old 11th August 2017, 05:26 PM
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Oh ye of little faith, you have let another one into your tent. I shake the sand from my sandals, look around and think, "Yes, I like this place.".
G'day. Glad you had a look around. Let me introduce you.

This is the Philosophy Department of the University of Wooloomooloo. I'm Bruce, and I'll be your guide. I'm the Head of Fucking Swearing, and you're fucking welcome.

Just over here to my immediate left is the President of the University, Bruce Sturgess. The unitiated think she'll have you arm off soon as look at ya, but that's only cos she has to put up with us cunts.

Just down there in the trenches you can see the Hardworking Vastly-Underpaid Bruces, the HVUB's which many think don't actually exist. Trust me, they do fucking exist and if you're not careful one of 'em will have your arm off. Some of them respond to gentle coaxing or offerings of spiritual libations, and some of them just want beer. They are, after all, Bruces.

We've got Bruces from all over, if truth be told, and they are many and storied. We've even got a Bruce from Ireland by way of Macunia. We consider it a cultural outrage program. He's Adjunct Professor of Swearing.

There are also (and this is important) some Bruces who have done a lot of work but retired for various reasons, or moved on to other roles. We're not so much a moveable feast as a moveable drinks-cart.

Fact is, no-one makes a living from this, so as long as I manage to be funny enough, I get to be a Bruce.


That's my Bruce. I think your job is safe.
Hi Roj. I'm a not Bruce, as I try to do as little as possible, of everything.
Which may possible make me a Bruce of a different kind. Whatcha reckon?


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Old 16th August 2017, 09:36 AM
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Welcome Roj.

May I introduce myself, like some others were doing?

It is that I am an atheist yet as the Sun's angel, I live, work and venture, with special devotion to caring the lands, flora and fauna, connecting with the humankind and aspiring to design ecologically sustainable architecture.

Inspired by His solar majesty throughout Ethereal Castle, I desire to contribute to the world, especially in terms of utilising solar panels.


I look forward to connecting with you and conversing anytime!
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Old 16th August 2017, 09:54 AM
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Hi Roj.
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Old 16th August 2017, 11:04 AM
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Welcome.

PS: I decline to answer whether or not I'm a Bruce, on the ground that it might incriminate me.
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Old 16th August 2017, 11:31 AM
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Roj,

I should introduce myself:

I am Bruce MX and I will be your lecturer for Introduction to Sociology and Social Research Methods.*

*IE: Not a scientician you are looking for...
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Old 16th August 2017, 04:57 PM
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Woof says puppy.
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Old 17th August 2017, 10:24 AM
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Woof says puppy.
Who is Woof?

And why did she/he say "puppy"?
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