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Old 8th November 2011, 05:18 PM
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Default God's 1-year plan

To make sure Israel Folau, ex-mormon and now AoG, plays football.

Israel tells us so.

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God will play a large role in Folau's life as he attempts to secure a berth in the [AFL] Giants side ...

"He's certainly going to help me out a lot in the next year (in the AFL) and throughout my whole career" he said.

"It's going to be very important."
Folau's family left the mormons earlier this year, denying it was about money.

God advised he would be unavailable to help the sick, dying or victims of disaster while making sure no injurious sparrows fell on Folau.
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Old 9th November 2011, 03:38 PM
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Default Re: God's 1-year plan

He'd better hope that Yahweh doesn't help him during the game, what with that rule that if a team has extra players on the ground, the opposition gets a 50m free kick.
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Old 9th November 2011, 03:47 PM
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"He's certainly going to help me out a lot in the next year (in the AFL) and throughout my whole career" he said.

"It's going to be very important."
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Old 8th December 2011, 08:44 PM
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It would not surprise me if the other team also prayed and boasted that God was on their side. If one team wins in that case then God clearly has a favorite.
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Old 9th December 2011, 10:12 AM
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Reminds me a little of this
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