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Sometimes wit, invective or snark just isn't quick enough, and you're kicking yourself when you come up with the perfect response ex tempore. What are yours?
I thought back to about a year ago, when I was discussing politics with someone who had just started college and started taking philosophy. We were talking about healthcare, and I had remarked how healthcare is vital to people's lives, and I was being pestered to define 'vital': Person: We have to define 'vital' so we know we're on the same page.With the amount of religion people have encountered, there should be some good ones.
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Yeah, there are so many times when you think of the perfect response after the moment has passed.
However sometimes I may be more disturbed by things I did say, but wish I hadn't.
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A case of L'esprit de l'escalier?
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Well, good, good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect. Holmes versus Moriarty... Aristotle versus mashy spike plate! Why do people think that Jesus is coming back? It's not like he was nailed to a fucking boomerang. |
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