faith healing

[gruber]

The local anglician church at Morpeth has had yet another healing service, Ive been thinking I should get a rock, break it in half then come in begging for them to heal my sick pet rock

[Aldaron]

I'm waiting for someone with an amputated limb to regrow it as a result of faith-healing. Then they might have an argument.

[gruber]

aldaron please, those amputees dont have enough faith

[BlueDevil]

Maybe you could turn up to the faith healing session, decapitate yourself, and then challenge them to fix you.




Okay, maybe there is a flaw in my plan. But it would be a good test of their god's healing powers don't you think?

[gruber]

I dont want to have to wait to respawn with a basic loadout

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

1. Eat a lot of baked beans
2. Go to the faith healing service and ask him to cure your severe case of flatulence
3. Five seconds after the healer finishes do a very loud fart

[Aldaron]

Originally Posted by BlueDevil

Maybe you could turn up to the faith healing session, decapitate yourself, and then challenge them to fix you.




Okay, maybe there is a flaw in my plan. But it would be a good test of their god's healing powers don't you think?

Only that you'd have to make the challenge before you decapitated yourself. Other than that, your plan looks perfect!