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Old 20th June 2011, 11:46 AM
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Default Matt's big list of demands for the religious

Hello theists
My name is Matt.
My demands are as follows:

1 - Leave me alone.

That is all.
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Old 20th June 2011, 11:58 AM
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And me too please!
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Old 20th June 2011, 12:01 PM
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And me.
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Old 20th June 2011, 12:20 PM
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2. Don't expect me to support you, either directly or through the taxation system by default or by quietly acquiescing to your bullshit.
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Old 20th June 2011, 04:02 PM
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If a theist wants to do the dirty work of their fucking idiot pussy skydaddy zombie prick powerful loving brave resurrected god then I have something for them:
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Old 20th June 2011, 04:58 PM
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Default Re: Matt's big list of demands for the religious

I take this as implicit in WLB's three-word version but am wordier for the contract. This is a similar form to that which I used for Caliope:
  1. Be a good citizen, whatever your personal fantasies suggest.
  2. Do not evangelise your personal fantasies.
  3. Do not claim any social or economic privilege for your personal fantasies.
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Old 20th June 2011, 08:46 PM
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4. Stop characterising those who don't share your pet fantasies as evil/the enemy/without morals.
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Old 24th June 2011, 03:17 PM
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I think the 1 point list in the OP says it all really. The rest is just detail.
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Hello theists
My name is Matt.
My demands are as follows:

1 - Leave me alone.

That is all.
Matt
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Old 26th August 2011, 05:44 AM
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To paraphrase Hillel:

All of secularism is this: leave me alone. The rest is commentary. Go and learn.
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