Cult sycophant test

[Meslier]

Originally Posted by Worldslaziestbusker

Is the AFA a cult?
The test begins now.
No atheist is allowed to eat cheese on days with the letter T in them.
All atheists must tithe ten percent of their income to me (PM me for details).
All atheists must own and listen to The Verlaines back catalogue, all the time. No other music is permitted.
All atheists must read, enjoy and promote everything Richard Dawkins has ever written.
This ends the test.
I look forward to seeing how atheists respond to being given arbitrary instructions about how to live their lives.
Matt

…but you are being facetious…

…the more worrying aspects of cults is not so much the unsubstantiated nonsense they believe in but the group psychology/mentality that they may use to justify unethical actions to other people…

…what would be a more interesting experiment is to see whether AFA members harbour any of the latter unpleasantness…

[Praxis]

Originally Posted by Worldslaziestbusker

Is the AFA a cult?
The test begins now.
No atheist is allowed to eat cheese on days with the letter T in them.
All atheists must tithe ten percent of their income to me (PM me for details).
All atheists must own and listen to The Verlaines back catalogue, all the time. No other music is permitted.
All atheists must read, enjoy and promote everything Richard Dawkins has ever written.
This ends the test.
I look forward to seeing how atheists respond to being given arbitrary instructions about how to live their lives.
Matt

Oh dear. Matt, you know I think the world of you, so I am sure you will understand when I say to you, with enormous affection but steely meaning, you can stick that up your arse, without anaesthetic, and there will be pointy bits along the insertion line.

[Brisbane Atheist]

hmmm, looks like silly poem time.

Blessed are the cheese makers
For they are of my labor
I created this universe
To do you all a flavour

I am the holiest of cheese,
The swiss among thee
In 5 days i created this world
As you can all plainly see

Day 6 and day 7
aside i put for thee
Both young and old you are commanded
To consume of me.

Beware the unholey
For they are but blind
The blues are so vein
They are not of our kind

Do not indulge in the processed
Of this will surely lead to doom
Better to eat parmesan
Or a big chunk of coon

Take care of the cheesemakers
That is your goal
For only they can show you my goodness
They are the high preists of my holes.

[Worldslaziestbusker]

That's it.
I'm getting no respect for my edicts.
All of you are out of the cult.
I hope you're all happy.
I'm going to have to start a blog to get all my feelings about this out in the open and where people can tell me to cheer up because I really had the last laugh on you all.

[Praxis]

Originally Posted by Worldslaziestbusker

That's it.
I'm getting no respect for my edicts.
All of you are out of the cult.
I hope you're all happy.
I'm going to have to start a blog to get all my feelings about this out in the open and where people can tell me to cheer up because I really had the last laugh on you all.

Pfft.

If this were a real cult and you were any real sort of cultist, you would have typed it thus:

I hope your all happy

The very fact you know the difference between you're and your proves you have no qualifications at all for starting a cult.

So there. Ner.

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Originally Posted by Praxis

Pfft.
The very fact you know the difference between you're and your proves you have no qualifications at all for starting a cult.

Splork with lesser graphics.
You sprung me.

[wearestardust]

I had a quadralogue once but it was a bugger to park, let along the poor fuel economy.

[wearestardust]

Originally Posted by The Irreverent Mr Black

You're not the messiah: you're just an Audi boy.

still got nuthin'.