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Old 14th November 2017, 09:16 PM
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Theist have had their day. The only reason they still pay the man in the cloud is because there is no alternative, but one is already forming.
We already have ceremonies where we dress up, bring offerings, sing the special song on the special day, pay homage to our elders and cremate the last snag that nobody wanted. Aussie Barbies!
Therefore I suggest that the Aussie Barby is the seed of the new atheist religion. Your thoughts?
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Old 14th November 2017, 09:24 PM
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I think this would be better suited to somewhere other than the Intro section.
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Old 14th November 2017, 09:26 PM
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Pork or beef or vege sausages?

Enquiring minds need to know.

Get it right or I'll have to schism your arse.
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Old 14th November 2017, 09:52 PM
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Pork or beef or vege sausages?

Enquiring minds need to know.

Get it right or I'll have to schism your arse.
I object most strenuously, the true doctrine demands the ritual be referred to as a 'barbie' not a 'barby'. A crusade may be necessary. And don't get me started on pork sausages.
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Old 14th November 2017, 10:00 PM
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Our BBQ hasn't been ignited in more than three years.

Will I be burned at the steak?
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Old 14th November 2017, 10:02 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO - burnt steak! Give it to me raw and wwwwriggling
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"Just knock the horns off, wipe its arse, and stick it on a bun."
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Our BBQ hasn't been ignited in more than three years.

Will I be burned at the steak?
BBQ? We now have a third divergence from the original dogma - things get out of hand quickly huh.
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"A good vet would have my dinner back on it's feet in no time"
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