Traps for players both young and old

[Worldslaziestbusker]

If you find yourself in a discussion and the only counter examples you can bring to the table to break a generalisation your interlocutor is supporting are necrophilia, paedophilia and donkey rape, you should probably take a long walk rather than hit send. If you later find yourself still convinced that donkey rape is the only way forward, go ahead and hit send, but be aware that the fail looms large in your future, and may have been riding with you from the word go.

Two new phrases have entered the common parlance of my diving fraternity: Donkey rape can't solve all your problems, dumbass.
Keep calm and carry on not engaging in necrophilia.
Phrases with little real world utility, but which cause much mirth.

[MikeJay]

I like,
you have a right to your own opinion but no right to escape the consequences of it"

[fataardvark]

Originally Posted by Worldslaziestbusker

If you find yourself in a discussion and the only counter examples you can bring to the table to break a generalisation your interlocutor is supporting are necrophilia, paedophilia and donkey rape, you should probably take a long walk rather than hit send. If you later find yourself still convinced that donkey rape is the only way forward, go ahead and hit send, but be aware that the fail looms large in your future, and may have been riding with you from the word go.

Two new phrases have entered the common parlance of my diving fraternity: Donkey rape can't solve all your problems, dumbass.
Keep calm and carry on not engaging in necrophilia.
Phrases with little real world utility, but which cause much mirth.

Your diving fraternity must be somewhat different to mine. We mostly just tell lies about stuff we saw. Note to self: must introduce the phrase "donkey rape" to a dive briefing.

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Originally Posted by fataardvark

We mostly just tell lies about stuff we saw.

That too.
How many divers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but you should have seen the size of it, and it swam right at me.