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Old 15th November 2017, 11:21 PM
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Budget pastry purveyor Greggs has been forced to apologise for substituting Baby Jesus for a sausage roll in its limited-edition advent calendar.

Each door behind the 24 promo features a traditional festive scene, such as kissing a Festive Bake under the mistletoe, a Christmas tree adorned with mini gingerbread tree biscuits and shepherds paying a Nativity tribute to a sausage roll in a manger.

But some folk failed to see the funny side of the gimmick, prompting the calorie-pusher to issue a retraction.
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Perhaps it should have been kosher.
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Kosher sausage... yes, please!
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It was a sanctified sossidge.
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In actual fact it was a virgin.
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@Strato: Virgin on the ridiculous.
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As a friend on Twatter pointed out, Jesus is not a million miles off sausage, when you say it backwards.

Obviously, Gregg's have apologised for this to the professionally offended. People really need to grow up.
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As a friend on Twatter pointed out, Jesus is not a million miles off sausage, when you say it backwards.

Obviously, Gregg's have apologised for this to the professionally offended. People really need to grow up.
Jesus could well be some kind of sausage: his living followers often come off looking like dicks.
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Would have been fine if it were a croissant right Cory?
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