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Originally Posted by Strato
Thinking of Hitch, one could write BALLS! with roundup on the lovely lawn.
It would be legible for years if they didn't plow it up.
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Much as I am against vandalism, I am also against unsubtlety.
I have thought long and hard about many crimes and how to commit them to full effect and with minimum likelihood of punishment, because I get bored easily, but failed to act on those thoughts, because I am a good person.
Here are my thoughts on maximum impact grassfiti.
Let some harsh and vigorous species of grass run to seed.
Collect the seeds.
Sow the seeds in the offensive phrase.
Laugh heartily as the offended party either mows the fast growing grass regularly to prevent the hurtful words becoming visible, or resorts to the glyphosate themselves.
Don't do this because it would be douchey. And illegal.