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Old 17th May 2017, 06:39 PM
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It takes a special sort of cleverness to get in some predicaments.

Here's the first in a possible series; a true predickament.

Seeing this one has video and a photo (NSFW)

I think it's probably not a hoax.

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An exasperated wife discovered that her "idiotic" husband had branded a penis on to his bum using a red hot coat hanger, by seeing the eye-watering footage on social media.

Johnny Henderson, 23, had been drinking with friends when he promised the group that he would willingly have the phallic shape burned into his behind if their social media live stream received just 10 viewers.

Neighbour Derek Weir, 41, caught the painful branding on camera and the video reveals a crowd cheering as Henderson bends over and bares his butt cheeks.

Long-suffering wife of four years Rowena, 23, only found out about her hubby's antics when she came across the wince-inducing footage on Facebook, which shows the coat hanger, bent into the shape of a penis, being heated in an open fire until it is glowing red.

As it is branded onto Johnny's behind a plume of smoke comes off his burning buttocks, sending him fleeing while shrieking in agony and leaving a penis-shaped scar on his bum.
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Old 17th May 2017, 07:15 PM
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It takes a special sort of cleverness to get in some predicaments.

Here's the first in a possible series; a true predickament.

Seeing this one has video and a photo (NSFW)

I think it's probably not a hoax.

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An exasperated wife discovered that her "idiotic" husband had branded a penis on to his bum using a red hot coat hanger, by seeing the eye-watering footage on social media.

Johnny Henderson, 23, had been drinking with friends when he promised the group that he would willingly have the phallic shape burned into his behind if their social media live stream received just 10 viewers.

Neighbour Derek Weir, 41, caught the painful branding on camera and the video reveals a crowd cheering as Henderson bends over and bares his butt cheeks.

Long-suffering wife of four years Rowena, 23, only found out about her hubby's antics when she came across the wince-inducing footage on Facebook, which shows the coat hanger, bent into the shape of a penis, being heated in an open fire until it is glowing red.

As it is branded onto Johnny's behind a plume of smoke comes off his burning buttocks, sending him fleeing while shrieking in agony and leaving a penis-shaped scar on his bum.
I see you're using "outstanding" in a strictly statistical sense, as in an outlier.

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Old 17th May 2017, 07:48 PM
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I see you're using "outstanding" in a strictly statistical sense, as in an outlier.
I'd have thought he'd have had quite some trouble lying for some time, particularly on the out side. Not to mention sitting.
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Old 17th May 2017, 08:32 PM
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Old 17th May 2017, 09:24 PM
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This is the stupidest, most foolish act I've ever heard!

At least, he should think twice - while it may be 'cool' to do so on social media, can't he realise it is utterly weird?

He deserves an award for OUTSTANDING IDIOCY, that his wife would nominate!
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Old 17th May 2017, 09:29 PM
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This is the stupidest, most foolish act I've ever heard!

At least, he should think twice - while it may be 'cool' to do so on social media, can't he realise it is utterly weird?

He deserves an award for OUTSTANDING IDIOCY, that his wife would nominate!
His intelligence is outstanding, for its smallness.
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Old 18th May 2017, 01:32 AM
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He needs to see a dermatologist about the spots on that keester, bad diet very likely, but how could he bare it?
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Old 18th May 2017, 10:50 AM
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A "genius" in my neck of the woods tries to slip a rattlesnake some tongue:

Rattlesnake bites Florida man who tries to kiss it

I know our rattlesnakes aren't much compared to some of the snakes in Australia, but they can still be fatal. What a maroon!
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Old 18th May 2017, 11:21 AM
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Instead of tantalising about this poor, innocent and miserable man and his 'idiocy/outstanding intelligence for smallness', can't you simply help educate him to understand better the consequences and learn not to let similar things happen again?

Taunting and mocking someone who has done considerable amount of 'idiocy' isn't nice and counterproductive - a constructive and positive criticism would do and also education for fairness' sake. Spreading social media such as on this forum and elsehwere marking someone's fall of reputation does really hurt - imagine you were that person, how would you feel? You'd definitely feel bad, regret and to the point you'd be suicidal.

P.S., you may have noticed that I put a dislike to a couple of your posts anyway for the tone that is dehumanising and undermining one's dignity should he find this out.

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P.S., you may have noticed that I put a dislike to a couple of your posts anyway for the tone that is dehumanising and undermining one's dignity should he find this out.
Azu, to whom is your remarkably empathetic communiqu directed?
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