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8th December 2017, 10:30 AM
 Soup Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sydney Posts: 348

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 wadaye said Is that you GM? Fantastic stuff.
Aye, and thanks for the compliment.

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 PS If you are doing any baptisms can I have one?
Well, I'm hoping to become a celebrant, if that helps?

I hope you do your ceremonies in a suitably sweary way mate.
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8th December 2017, 06:49 PM
 stevebrooks AFA Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,136

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 Soup Dragon said I hope you do your ceremonies in a suitably sweary way mate.

So help me here, I am confused, is it;

"You may kiss the fucking bride"

or;

"you may fucking kiss the bride"

(of course replace bride with groom if it so fits, just goes to show how subconsciously biased we are, bride came out without me even thinking about it)
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#303
8th December 2017, 09:34 PM
 DanDare Religion or Reality, choose... Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia Posts: 7,485

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stevebrooks said
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 Soup Dragon said I hope you do your ceremonies in a suitably sweary way mate.

So help me here, I am confused, is it;

"You may kiss the fucking bride"

or;

"you may fucking kiss the bride"

(of course replace bride with groom if it so fits, just goes to show how subconsciously biased we are, bride came out without me even thinking about it)
Does it need the kiss bit?
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#304
8th December 2017, 10:01 PM
 Goldenmane Cuss-tard Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 7,524

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Goldenmane said
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 wadaye said Is that you GM? Fantastic stuff.
Aye, and thanks for the compliment.

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 PS If you are doing any baptisms can I have one?
Well, I'm hoping to become a celebrant, if that helps?
Cries in the Wilderness - Wedding Services
Fucking glorious, mate. I'm not saying I'm gonna, but on the off chance may I?
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9th December 2017, 12:24 AM
 wadaye AFA Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 4,756

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Goldenmane said
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Goldenmane said
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 wadaye said Is that you GM? Fantastic stuff.
Aye, and thanks for the compliment.

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 PS If you are doing any baptisms can I have one?
Well, I'm hoping to become a celebrant, if that helps?
Cries in the Wilderness - Wedding Services
Fucking glorious, mate. I'm not saying I'm gonna, but on the off chance may I?
Sure no worries. It beats blue rinse weddings methinks
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#306
9th December 2017, 12:43 PM
 Sieveboy Being a bigot makes me sick. Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Not in bible land, Perth Posts: 5,653

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 stevebrooks said So help me here, I am confused, is it; "You may kiss the fucking bride" or; "you may fucking kiss the bride" (of course replace bride with groom if it so fits, just goes to show how subconsciously biased we are, bride came out without me even thinking about it)
"you may fucking kiss the bloody bride, put on a good show for the crowd ya drongo and don't make a hash of it, because the bride is now the most important person in your world you flaming galah"

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#307
9th December 2017, 05:28 PM
 Goldenmane Cuss-tard Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 7,524

"Mates, family, and assorted others we were socially obligated to invite to the pissup, we are gathered here today in the sight of, well, each other, really, to witness and recognise the official proclamation of two people bestowing upon each other Official Exclusive Fucking Rights for the foreseeable future."

I think I'm on a winner, here.
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#308
13th December 2017, 10:55 PM
 The Irreverent Mr Black Everyone Belongs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Toontown Posts: 6,620

Back to Malcolm and his merry hijinks!

This Rowe cartoon sums up the multitudinous problems of a Turnbull in a China shop.
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Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933.
Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.
Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.
(Opening lines of "States of Matter", by D.L. Goodstein).

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29th January 2018, 10:42 AM
 stevebrooks AFA Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,136

Thought we had a Malcolm Turnbull thread here somewhere, he was bound to say something stupid eventually;

Australia is set to become one of the world’s largest arms exporters under a controversial Turnbull government plan.

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 The prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, has unveiled a new “defence export strategy” setting out the policy and strategy to make Australia one of the world’s top 10 weapons exporters within the next decade. Hailing it a job-creating plan for local manufacturers, the Coalition says Australia only sells about $1.5bn to$2.5bn in “defence exports” a year and it wants the value of those exports to increase significantly. Read more It has identified a number of “priority markets”: the Middle East, the Indo-Pacific region, Europe, the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada and New Zealand.
Seriously? Apart from the rather flawed strategy of killing the recyclable energy industry and promoting the killing industry he thinks we should ship weapons to the middle east? Is the man mad? There are probably already enough weapons in that area to kill every single person in the middle east several times over, and that's not counting Israeli nukes!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...arms-exporters
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29th January 2018, 10:54 PM
 The Irreverent Mr Black Everyone Belongs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Toontown Posts: 6,620

@SteveB:
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Ludwig Boltzman, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand.
Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933.
Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.
Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.
(Opening lines of "States of Matter", by D.L. Goodstein).

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