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Old 3rd January 2018, 09:27 PM
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Did they bury him in his magic undies?
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Old 3rd January 2018, 09:30 PM
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I wonder how 'endowed' he actually was.
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I wonder how 'endowed' he actually was.
At 90, one suspects the question was probably academic.
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At 90, one suspects the question was probably academic.
The undies are magic MrB, so you’d probably need to consult his wives.
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At 90, one suspects the question was probably academic.
The undies are magic MrB, so you’d probably need to consult his wives.
They'd need a metric FUCKLOAD of starch in those Reg Grundies, I reckon.
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Old 3rd January 2018, 11:24 PM
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The leader is instantly bestowed with direct access to revelation, aka god - so let’s hope he’s not a total dick.

Yeah, you know if there is a god and we do eventually get to meet him it's going to take a truckload of grovelling and apologising over the company he has been lumped with while waiting for us sane and reasonable atheists.


I can imagine the conversation;


GOD: and what god do you believe in?


Me: None, I'm an atheist.


GOD: Thank fuck for that, can you go over there and talk some sense to that lot, they've been driving me mad for millennia.
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Yeah, you know if there is a god and we do eventually get to meet him it's going to take a truckload of grovelling and apologising over the company he has been lumped with while waiting for us sane and reasonable atheists.


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GOD: and what god do you believe in?


Me: None, I'm an atheist.


GOD: Thank fuck for that, can you go over there and talk some sense to that lot, they've been driving me mad for millennia.
As if pascal’s wager needed more befuddling!
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I think we should all start sending our Mormon friends some eternal love by making use of my favourite software again. Who wants the honour of giving Father Thomas S. Monson an exciting posthumous gay conversion? Who knows? He may grow a boner for the first time in decades:

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