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Old 20th July 2012, 08:10 PM
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On my second dose of flu and was only better for 2 days between them.
This might help. Try sticking some needles in your heels....maybe you have diabetes because your kidneys are too hot.
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Old 20th July 2012, 08:18 PM
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This might help. Try sticking some needles in your heels....maybe you have diabetes because your kidneys are too hot.
I've tried sticking ice-packs on my lumbar spine to cool my kidneys down, but I still have diabetes...
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Old 20th July 2012, 08:55 PM
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I've tried sticking ice-packs on my lumbar spine to cool my kidneys down, but I still have diabetes...
No you fool!1!!!111

You need to put them on your heels. Hence the ancient advice to "cool your heels".

Only on your heels will they cool your liver. If you put them on your liver you are only cooling that bit at the back of your knee that hasn't got a name (excepting for bullshit latin wankery like Popliteal Fossa, but only common and imaginary names have any real value in truly wooful therapies).
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