07 - Christmas in July Mafia - Day/Night #2

[Durro]

Gimme 5 mins.

[wolty]

Originally Posted by Durro

Gimme 5 mins.

Ok. 5 minutes longer for me.

[Voltairine]

Arrrghh! I've got to go. Will check back in a while for some good news. Yeah? Yeah.

[Xeno]

Pikki-baby, given we are so far apart, yet near as two organic pickles in a chemical-free jar, I will have to ask you to hold my hand virtually to comfort me through this tense time. You see, I think that wolty chap may have had a nasty weapon.

Soon, we will know.

[Durro]

On the second day of lynching, the lynch mob gave to me

Third elf exploding...
Second elf nuked...
and the first Elf burnt all crispy !




The lynch mob eyed each other suspiciously. After some consideration, and accusations of behind the scenes skullduggery, the little band of lynchers decided to grab Wolty and put an end to him.

Dragging him towards the kitchen, the elves spied the microwave oven, into which they cast Wolty, locked the door and turned the setting up to high.

As a protesting Wolty tapped futilely at the glass, his little molecules vibrated until his goose (and his other parts) were cooked.



Wolty was innocent.
















Or at least, that's how he appears on investigation, for Wolty was actually...







...BAD SANTA, and leader of the Evil Elves.



As an added bonus, depending on your viewpoint, Wolty had in his possession present #16





...a gun with which he could have - and damn well planned to - use this evening. This extra kill capability has now been removed from the game.



In a surprise move, Borealis decided to throw her hands up in the air and take off, shrieking "I can't handle the tension any more!" She grabbed a ski-doo and made a beeline for anywhere other than the North Pole.







You'd think that a Canadian would be more aware of moose crossing the path, but poor Borealis didn't see the enormous beast through her tear stained eyes and smacked right into the obstruction, destroying the ski-doo and herself in the process.


Borealis was a good elf and had in her possession present #1,







...which was complete and total immunity to all night actions, including kills, investigations or blocking, etc. Shame that one's gone.



Game Status

Bad Santa is dead
There is an unknown number of Evil Elves
The Crazy Elf has been cured.

List of Remaining Players

1. Voltairine
3. Annie
5. Witticism
6. Blip
7. loubert
9. Rhys
11. Darwinsbulldog
12. Protium
13. Mjt
15. Xeno

The Dearly Departed

4. Praxis - Slightly Slutty Elf - Burnt to a crisp.
10. Threat -Good Elf - Having a silent night, holey night.
8. Lord Blackadder - Good Elf - Was made to shut her trap
2. Wolty - Bad Santa - Radioactive waste -
14. Borealis - Good Elf - Had to leave the game due to real life unavailability at short notice. She says sorry.






All players with night actions should PM me before 8am Brisbane time.

[wolty]

*Ding*

I'm done.

[Rhys]

Yay .

[Xeno]

Got him, with the predicted weapon.

I'd say something even sweeter to Protium, but there are some places even I will not go.

Rest easy, lover boy. I will whisper something before lights out.

[loubert]

I must say that's one creepy looking santa pic...

[Witticism]

Originally Posted by wolty

*Ding*

I'm done.

Good riddance!