Sloths are cool - distraction ahead.

[Worldslaziestbusker]

After recent correspondence with the sloth handled forum members, and a sloth heavy episode of SGU, I have soths on the brain.
Last night I dreamt I was showing some friends around the Bellarine Peninsula. Among the wildlife we enountered was a sloth. I remember wondering what the thing was doing in Australia. I have been trying for months to train myself to recognise when I am dreaming and my focus on shifts in written content in my dreams let me miss this obvious cue. Driving on, in my dream, oblivious to the adventures on offer to the lucid dreamer, I put on a tape (my car has a tape deck) of the Pixies and the song "Sloths are cool" eventually came on. Usually I find everything the Pixies did unassailably cool, but this time their contribution to the road trip became embarrassing as I realised my passengers weren't into it. Then I realised I wasn't into it (my second missed lucid dreamer cue - the Pixies are cool).
Waking, I realised my dream brain had taken Lou Reed's "Satellite of Love" and changed the phrase to "Sloths are cool" which doesn't scan, and turned everything else in the lyric to "la la la la la," which works for the Pixies on "La la love ya," but which I doubt anyone could get away with a second time. It was horrible and I hope that by inflicting an unscannable Lou Reed inflected "Sloths are cool" to the tune of "Satellite of Love" on fellow atheists I have gone some way to removing this ghost ear worm from my mental ears, as it is driving me to distraction.

You thought it.
You can't unthink it.