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Old 18th September 2010, 08:14 PM
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Default Catholic League: Atheists Must Apologize For Hitler

Bill Donohue, the president of the Catholic League in the US, issued a press release stating that atheists must apologize for Hitler's actions. This comes after the Pope's Nazi speech.

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Old 18th September 2010, 09:08 PM
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Have atheists ever been called "Nazi's" so many times in one year?

This is surely a sign that they have nothing left to use against us. I personally don't mind if they keep spewing out this crap, because the more they do, the less anyone listens to what they say. And there goes the opposition to secularism!!!

Although i am forgetting about the Muslims who are surprisingly much better informed about recent human history than the Pope and his followers.
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Old 18th September 2010, 09:43 PM
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Thankfully Mr Black,

And as such, just for the cat-holic church and in a ring modulated voice effect,....

gott mit uns

repeated ad nauseam,..
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Old 18th September 2010, 10:29 PM
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I made the mistake of doing a google news search on this bloke.

What. A. Drongo.
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Old 18th September 2010, 11:33 PM
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Default Re: Catholic League: Atheists Must Apologize For Hitler

Now is the best time for me to make my apology:
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As an atheist, I humbly apologize for allowing the Catholic church, who is ruled by a gold-encrusted former Nazi cult leader, to have tax exemption status and become ignored by the masses.

I also apologize that I have been ignorant for a hell of a long time as to their role in providing a pedophile shack, such that pedophiles, like the Nazis, can be well protected and their actions can be covered up.

I also apologize that Hitler was a Roman Catholic - if I had been there to stop the church from forming he would have never been one in the first place.

I strongly apologize for the global brainwashing scheme the church has used to lure the masses into authority, even so that some politicians have been brainwashed and are now enforcing the churches ridiculous policies on many of us, which is very Nazi-like if you ask me.

I apologize that Hitler, who gassed millions of Jews and disabled people, will go to Heaven because he accepted jesus in his life and, as mentioned above, was a roman catholic.

Also, I sincerely apologize that the church has used up too much gold, and is not providing the electronics industry with their gold so that they can make more 24K gold-plated RCA connectors, IC pins, and other forms of plated contacts to help protect them from the environment.
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Old 19th September 2010, 02:52 PM
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Default Re: Catholic League: Atheists Must Apologize For Hitler

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Now is the best time for me to make my apology:
Did I miss anything?
Yes.

The apology for submitting masses of people to suffering, disease and death with their inability to move into the 21st century with regards basic human rights of pro-creation.
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Old 19th September 2010, 03:04 PM
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More. I apologise for fraudulently stealing money from the masses on false grounds. I apologise for deeming the catholic stronghold, the Vatican as a state when it isnt and as such have fraudulently received entitlements and protection as other legitimate states.

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Old 19th September 2010, 03:12 PM
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I apologise for the silly hats.

and the shoes.
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Old 19th September 2010, 03:13 PM
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Not to mention a sincere apology for not being able to stop their fashion disaster and ending up with gold-encrusted former Nazi cult leaders who look like senile gangsta rappers.
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Old 19th September 2010, 03:17 PM
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I apologise for producing nuns.
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