Cult sycophant test

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Is the AFA a cult?
The test begins now.
No atheist is allowed to eat cheese on days with the letter T in them.
All atheists must tithe ten percent of their income to me (PM me for details).
All atheists must own and listen to The Verlaines back catalogue, all the time. No other music is permitted.
All atheists must read, enjoy and promote everything Richard Dawkins has ever written.
This ends the test.
I look forward to seeing how atheists respond to being given arbitrary instructions about how to live their lives.
Matt

[DanDare]

Mmmmmmmmmmm...donuts.

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

WLB: You forgot the reward after that. What kinda loser will follow those lame instructions unless there's some sort of false promise of some reward? You know like paradise after death or something.

[Logic please]

Hang on, if this is a cult, I'll only be drinking teh Kool-Aid if it's provided in a complimentary "The Rise of Atheism" mug...

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Ah'll bring wunnuthem crayzeh underwear garment tahp thingehs that they wear! HU HA HU!

[Worldslaziestbusker]

Originally Posted by Crocodile

WLB: You forgot the reward after that. What kinda loser will follow those lame instructions unless there's some sort of false promise of some reward? You know like paradise after death or something.

Ah, I know you tricksy atheistsis. If I promise fabulous prizes, you'll demand evidence of fabulous prizes. I like to think of this as an honest cult. There are no fabulous prizes. Just do the stuff. Recalcitrant atheists. Have you been eating cheeze on a Tuesday?

[Sieveboy]

I ate Tofu cheese yesterday and listed to the Valentines. Am I a bad atheist? If I am a bad atheist I am going to nail my thesis to the first most thread splitting the atheist cult in two (or maybe 5, i like 5).

[Worldslaziestbusker]

This atheist cult leader caper is like trying to come up with a pithy simile.
My quadralogue is ignored.
Anyone else want a go?

[Dane]

Your test is arbitrary and wrong. Only I am a True Atheist™.

[Brisbane Atheist]

hmmm, looks like silly poem time.

Blessed are the cheese makers
For they are of my labor
I created this universe
To do you all a flavour

I am the holiest of cheese,
The swiss among thee
In 5 days i created this world
As you can all plainly see

Day 6 and day 7
aside i put for thee
Both young and old you are commanded
To consume of me.

Beware the unholey
For they are but blind
The blues are so vein
They are not of our kind

Do not indulge in the processed
Of this will surely lead to doom
Better to eat parmesan
Or a big chunk of coon

Take care of the cheesemakers
That is your goal
For only they can show you my goodness
They are the high preists of my holes.