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  1. #81
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    Quote The Irreverent Mr Black said View Post
    Dear Colleagues in Disbelief, here's hoping you're all coping with the hostile elements of this end-of-year thang.

    Remember to drink plenty of fluids, and choose the fluids carefully if you've got to drive, swim, or cope with people.

    Driving = no alcohol

    Swimming = no alcohol

    Coping with people =


    Do not attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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    @Fie:
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    Keeping the flow of seasonal rubbish strong!
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    May you all have a tolerable xmas heathens, hope all survive the day with spirits intact.
    Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

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    Thanks pip.

    Should be well pissed long after midnight.

    Texting my son about bringing the guitars. Maybe just ukes.
    Wars begin in the minds of men.
    The UNESCO motto, in Enlightenment Now, the Case for Reason, Science, Humanism and Progress, Steven Pinker, 2018.

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    The English Pensioner gets all goddish.

    Last year she said: ďBillions of people now follow Christís teaching and find in him the guiding light for their lives. I am one of them because Christís example helps me see the value of doing small things with great love, whoever does them and whatever they themselves believe.Ē
    Nek minnit: homeless kids delighted to learn of Royal Estates sale to fund accommodation.

    Nah. Just kidding. Pull the next cracker and see if the joke's any better.
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    And Malcolm the Unwelcome had his subtle dig at the poor.

    What makes a better statement than serving povs an Xmas lunch in a $850 Dolce + Gabbana shirt?



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    The shirt looks like it would remain unsold on the rack at a charity store, you would have to pay me $850 to wear it in public.
    The meaning of your life, is what you choose to make it.

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    Quote bruce1937 said View Post
    The shirt looks like it would remain unsold on the rack at a charity store, you would have to pay me $850 to wear it in public.
    Taste can't be bought.
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    And so, we lurch on...
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