IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNCOOOOOOMING!

[The Irreverent Mr Black]

If you can read this, Tiangong-1 must have missed you.

Chinese space authorities say the defunct Tiangong 1 mostly burned up upon re-entering the Earth's atmosphere in the central South Pacific.

The China Manned Space Engineering Office says on its website the experimental space lab re-entered at around 8:15 a.m. Monday.

[bruce1937]

Bugger I was hoping it would land in my backyard, it would have saved me the trouble of firing up the lawn mower.

[The Irreverent Mr Black]

Oh dear, not that pesky Nibiru again!

Conspiracy theorists have sparked fresh fears that the end of the world is fast approaching.

On April 23, the sun, moon, and Jupiter will align in the constellation Virgo to bring on the start of the biblical Rapture, according to the latest claims.

And, that night, it's said the mysterious planet Nibiru will appear in the sky, followed by the onset of World War III, rise of the Antichrist, and seven years of Tribulation, according to the Daily Mail.

How many Texas-sharpshooting rounds do they have to get off before they can even claim they clipped the effing target?

[The Irreverent Mr Black]

Perhaps Nibiru is smaller than they suspected.

A HUGE asteroid appeared without warning over the weekend, barely missing Earth.

According to EarthSky.org, the asteroid was spotted 192,500km away - a distance closer than the moon.


The asteroid, labelled Asteroid 2018 GE3, was closest to Earth around 2:41am ET on April 15 and was estimated to be up to 110 metres wide.


EarthSky.org said that 2018 GE3 could be as much as six times larger than the Chelyabinsk meteorite, which exploded in 2013 over central Russia.