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    Is that you GM? Fantastic stuff.
    Aye, and thanks for the compliment.

    PS If you are doing any baptisms can I have one?
    Well, I'm hoping to become a celebrant, if that helps?

    I hope you do your ceremonies in a suitably sweary way mate.
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    I hope you do your ceremonies in a suitably sweary way mate.

    So help me here, I am confused, is it;


    "You may kiss the fucking bride"


    or;


    "you may fucking kiss the bride"


    (of course replace bride with groom if it so fits, just goes to show how subconsciously biased we are, bride came out without me even thinking about it)
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    Quote stevebrooks said View Post
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    I hope you do your ceremonies in a suitably sweary way mate.

    So help me here, I am confused, is it;


    "You may kiss the fucking bride"


    or;


    "you may fucking kiss the bride"


    (of course replace bride with groom if it so fits, just goes to show how subconsciously biased we are, bride came out without me even thinking about it)
    Does it need the kiss bit?
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    Quote wadaye said View Post
    Quote Goldenmane said View Post
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    Is that you GM? Fantastic stuff.
    Aye, and thanks for the compliment.

    PS If you are doing any baptisms can I have one?
    Well, I'm hoping to become a celebrant, if that helps?
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    Quote Goldenmane said View Post
    Quote wadaye said View Post
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    Is that you GM? Fantastic stuff.
    Aye, and thanks for the compliment.

    PS If you are doing any baptisms can I have one?
    Well, I'm hoping to become a celebrant, if that helps?
    Cries in the Wilderness - Wedding Services
    Fucking glorious, mate. I'm not saying I'm gonna, but on the off chance may I?
    Sure no worries. It beats blue rinse weddings methinks
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    Quote stevebrooks said View Post
    So help me here, I am confused, is it;


    "You may kiss the fucking bride"


    or;


    "you may fucking kiss the bride"


    (of course replace bride with groom if it so fits, just goes to show how subconsciously biased we are, bride came out without me even thinking about it)
    "you may fucking kiss the bloody bride, put on a good show for the crowd ya drongo and don't make a hash of it, because the bride is now the most important person in your world you flaming galah"

    /End
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    "Mates, family, and assorted others we were socially obligated to invite to the pissup, we are gathered here today in the sight of, well, each other, really, to witness and recognise the official proclamation of two people bestowing upon each other Official Exclusive Fucking Rights for the foreseeable future."

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    Back to Malcolm and his merry hijinks!

    This Rowe cartoon sums up the multitudinous problems of a Turnbull in a China shop.
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    Thought we had a Malcolm Turnbull thread here somewhere, he was bound to say something stupid eventually;


    Australia is set to become one of the world’s largest arms exporters under a controversial Turnbull government plan.


    The prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, has unveiled a new “defence export strategy” setting out the policy and strategy to make Australia one of the world’s top 10 weapons exporters within the next decade.


    Hailing it a job-creating plan for local manufacturers, the Coalition says Australia only sells about $1.5bn to $2.5bn in “defence exports” a year and it wants the value of those exports to increase significantly.

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    It has identified a number of “priority markets”: the Middle East, the Indo-Pacific region, Europe, the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada and New Zealand.
    Seriously? Apart from the rather flawed strategy of killing the recyclable energy industry and promoting the killing industry he thinks we should ship weapons to the middle east? Is the man mad? There are probably already enough weapons in that area to kill every single person in the middle east several times over, and that's not counting Israeli nukes!


    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...arms-exporters
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    @SteveB:
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