Which Bible Character are YOU?

[GUDLUSS]

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz13/quizpu.php?testid=1111038138
I got for 50%, David...whatever that means...
Someone else I know got Satan :D

[Vonnie]

Anyway, a sample of ten multiple choice? Magic 8 Ball says "whatever".

Magic 8 Ball! Are they still around? Has anyone seen them in the shops? I've been racking my brains about what I want for Mothers Day - I'm not a flowers and chockies person - I prefer my flowers alive on the plant, and I can buy myself chockies any day of the week... and usually do...).

If anyone's seen them for sale recently, please let me know where.

http://blueroof.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/magic-8-ball.png

Vonnie

[GUDLUSS]

K-Mart.
Has anyone ever cracked one of those open?

[youngmoigle]

I got 40% Peter.

Wasn't he the clown who laid into the arresting party with a sword and cut off somebody's ear?

(John 18:10)

[Vonnie]

For 40 % you are: You are Peter! You are a natural leader, always with something to say, always ready to take charge. You're someone who can get things done. Sometimes you put your foot in your mouth, however...

I asked the Magic 8 Ball "Am I really 40% Peter?" It told me "Ask again later". So, I waited a while and asked again. This time I got "No way!", so I did the quiz again and this time, apparently I'm 30% Barnabus...

You can ask the online Magic 8 Ball your questions here: http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi

Vonnie

[davo]

Who the hell is David... not the little prick with the slingshot?

1 Kings 18:25-27 (http://www.drbo.org/chapter/09018.htm)

Before Byron, before Casanova, there was David. Young and in love, David desperately wants to marry Saul’s daughter Michal and offers Saul anything he wants to let him marry her. What could Saul possibly want? Money? A vow of love?

No. Saul wants foreskins. 100 to be exact. Why? Who cares.

If you want my daughter, you’re going to have to find 100 foreskins by tomorrow. David finds this odd, but then again this girl is hot, so he goes out and kills 200 men, and collects their foreskins. It’s only then he remembers that he only needs 100 foreskins.

Oops.

Oh well, maybe if he hands over twice as many foreskins, Saul will be doubly as impressed. Indeed he is and duly hands over his daughter to David.

The moral of this story? Never be ashamed to do crazy things for love.

[youngmoigle]

1 Kings 18:25-27 (http://www.drbo.org/chapter/09018.htm)

Before Byron, before Casanova, there was David. Young and in love, David desperately wants to marry Saul’s daughter Michal and offers Saul anything he wants to let him marry her. What could Saul possibly want? Money? A vow of love?

No. Saul wants foreskins. 100 to be exact. Why? Who cares.

If you want my daughter, you’re going to have to find 100 foreskins by tomorrow. David finds this odd, but then again this girl is hot, so he goes out and kills 200 men, and collects their foreskins. It’s only then he remembers that he only needs 100 foreskins.

Oops.

Oh well, maybe if he hands over twice as many foreskins, Saul will be doubly as impressed. Indeed he is and duly hands over his daughter to David.

The moral of this story? Never be ashamed to do crazy things for love.

I wonder how long it's been since that story was preached from the pulpit?

[davo]

I wonder how long it's been since that story was preached from the pulpit?

don't mock the bible .. foreskins are very important.

;)

[GUDLUSS]

Who the hell is David... not the little prick with the slingshot?
Hey! I have a statue in Italy, so nuuuuuuh! :p

[davo]

Hey! I have a statue in Italy, so nuuuuuuh! :p

What? this one??


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3319/3328388286_296deb7655_o.jpg

[youngmoigle]

don't mock the bible .. foreskins are very important.

;)

Silly me. You're right of course. Very important.

In centuries past, the church had plenty of relics of the saints, but Jesus had ascended into heaven and there were no body parts left behind - until somebody remembered that he would have been circumcised...

The search started immediately and it wasn't long before there were Jesus foreskins popping up all over the place. About a dozen of them I think.

Google "holy prepuce"

[atheist_angel]

My Results:
"For 60 % you are: You are David! You have deep thoughts that a lot of people just wouldn't understand. You are creative, passionate and detailed. But sometimes all you want to do is be alone..."

:eek: WHAT!?!.....this is ridicules! Well, I'm glad I didn't score 100% David, after what he did to poor Uriah*...you know.

*Bathsheba's Uriah, the Hittite one.

[atheist_angel]

Who the hell is David... not the little prick with the slingshot?And, that's how we know the bible is fiction, a real giant would have ate him whole!
It's fun to talk in american blonde...people never know if you're for real.... :cool: