Yet another 'first post'

[Goop]

Hello.

Just some general info about me:

I'm a 14 year old Australian living somewhere in NSW who saw this site and said to himself, "Oh boy, this looks like fun!".

I once considered myself a Christian but, after a recommendation to read the Bible ( and then doing so ) I really 'ran like hell' from Christianity and have no regrets regarding that.

Nowadays some call me athiest... However I am in fact a firm believer in The FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - in fact, I'm such a firm believer in Him that I really feel the need to type his name in bold, underlined and capitalized text.

Aaaaaaaand that's all I care to post about myself for now.

May his Noodly Appendages guide you all,
Happy flaming. :)

[atheist_angel]

Welcome Goop. :D


Happy flaming. :)um.. thank you.

Happy Flaming to you too! (I think)

[davo]

You do know Goop, the flying spaghetti monster is just a manifestation of the True Truth (tm) Her Hoofiness, The Invisible Pink Unicorn do you not?

From the Book of The Prophet April :

10 And Her Pinkness proclaimed, "Do not be afraid, my servant, for you have
been mislead by the false prophets who quote Chapters and Verses of books
which do not exist. And yet I have also revealed to them the Eternal Truth,
and indeed have they mangled it."

11 "And furthermore shall you know that it is fitting that I be celebrated by
prophets who do not exist, in verses that do not exist, for books that do not
exist. For my own existence is of a dubious and contradictory nature, and I
like it that way."

peace and pinapple

[Praxis]

Hey Goop.

Welcome.

I prefer slow-cooked to flamed. They scream less that way ;)

[Goop]

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.

You do know Goop, the flying spaghetti monster is just a manifestation of the True Truth (tm) Her Hoofiness, The Invisible Pink Unicorn do you not?

From the Book of The Prophet April :

10 And Her Pinkness proclaimed, "Do not be afraid, my servant, for you have
been mislead by the false prophets who quote Chapters and Verses of books
which do not exist. And yet I have also revealed to them the Eternal Truth,
and indeed have they mangled it."

11 "And furthermore shall you know that it is fitting that I be celebrated by
prophets who do not exist, in verses that do not exist, for books that do not
exist. For my own existence is of a dubious and contradictory nature, and I
like it that way."

peace and pinapple

The only problem I have with Her Pinkness and the True Truth is that I don't get to dress up as a pirate ( with reasonable explanation ) at my school's annual cultural festival.

[atheist_angel]

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.



The only problem I have with Her Pinkness and the True Truth is that I don't get to dress up as a pirate ( with reasonable explanation ) at my school's annual cultural festival.
Hey? You got something against wearing pink tutus to school!!!

[davo]

The only problem I have with Her Pinkness and the True Truth is that I don't get to dress up as a pirate ( with reasonable explanation ) at my school's annual cultural festival.

haha! :) enjoy the forums, I'm sure you will. I'd be interested in hearing how they react when their beliefs are confronted with another one that shows how silly they are!

[Annie]

Hey Goop. Have you seen the latest pic of FSM over Finland?? And there are those that doubt! Indeed! :D

Wow Goop! A 14 year old who knows the words of "Only the good die young!" Very impressive! Billy Joel is old enough to be your grand daddy!

Happy flaming to you too! (?:confused:?)

[Logic please]

Hi Goop, welcome to the forum.

Nice to see someone at your age prepared to think critically about some "big questions", especially the FSM....;)

It's a talent, use it for good of all mankind!

LP

[Logic please]

Sorry, humankind I should have said...

[Lord Blackadder]

Wow Goop! A 14 year old who knows the words of "Only the good die young!" Very impressive! Billy Joel is old enough to be your grand daddy!

They showed you a statue, told you to pray
Built you a temple and locked you away
Oh, but they never told you the price that you pay
The things that you might have done -
Darling, only the good die young!

Never a better song written about trying to get into a girl's knickers. :D

Welcome to the forums young man. Enjoy!

[Annie]

Never a better song written about trying to get into a girl's knickers. :D

I think the undies thing stars happening in this verse

Come out come out come out virgina dont let me wait,
You Catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one,
You know that only the good die young

And then to wrap it up....... (it kinda sticks in your head it's so catchy!!)

I'm telling you baby
You know that only the good die young
Only the good die young
Only the gooooooooooooooood
Only the good die young
Only the gooooooooooooooood
Only the good die young
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo... :D

[atheist_angel]

Damn you people for putting that song in my head! :D

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Nice to see people a little younger than me doing better than I ever could. Welcome aboarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!

And neh - flamin' is fer theists mon. Yer gahts ter start aout wif ther nuclear warrheads young feller me lad!

As mentioned (in the form of lyrics to a song I never knew existed until I read the various posts) here:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo... :D
Very sound advice indeed.

[atheist_angel]

Sorry people, gotta get that song out of my head...

Fortunately, Flame wants to shake you down. :p
CY3Sl8g0yT8

[Goop]

Oh dear, now I've got Only the Good Die Young in my head! I guess I can only blame myself. ;)

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Welcome to New South Wales mate. Or even better: The State Where You Can't Do Shit :D

[Annie]

AA. Should I have not had that glass of wine or was that really four asian guys, singing in both English and Japanese or Korean (?), rapping and wanting to shake me down??? By the way, what is shaking me down?

[Annie]

Oh dear, now I've got Only the Good Die Young in my head! I guess I can only blame myself. ;)
Yup! @Croc, it's a ripper song. Ive posted the rest of the lyrics below. Apologies to anyone else (AA) that has successfully replaced or removed the ear-worm that they've been given in this post..... Im doing it for croc. :D

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
aw But that never hurt no one
So come on Virginia show me a sign
Send up a signal I'll throw you the line
The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun
darlin only the good die young
woo ooooooooo, wooo wooo wooo wooo wooo wooo - (my words)

You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
You got a brand new soul
mmmm, And a cross of gold
But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the sinners are much more fun...

well your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation
Aww She never cared for me
But did she ever say a prayer for me?
Woe woe woe............(then it goes on to the bit I put in the earlier post)..... and ends with the same critical ending -
WOOOOOO WOOOO WOOOOO, WOOO, WOOO, WOOO, WOOO, WOOO.
Enjoy. :D

[atheist_angel]

AA. Should I have not had that glass of wine or was that really four asian guys, singing in both English and Japanese or Korean (?), rapping and wanting to shake me down??? By the way, what is shaking me down?I have no idea what "shaking you down" is... I just think the twins are cute!

Too bad they can't sing... fortunately the band broke up last month.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5585/72477029hh1.png

Maybe they'll go back into acting now.

[Annie]

AA. Yeah they are kind of cute. They are much cuter in a still pic. Couldnt see their faces in the vid with all that arm flapping, knee bending and clothes three sizes too big for them. :D (Showing my age now).