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Sir Patrick Crocodile
2nd April 2010, 02:23 PM
It would appear, given the biblical descriptions of God that the mighty god has a couple of mental disorders.

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Intermittent Explosive Disorder
God gets angry at everything, and his reactions are often blown completely out of proportion to his actions. Also, he blames it on sin in order for him to feel less guilty

Narcissistic personality disorder
He LOVES himself so much he thinks he's the most important of them all, and even mentions it in his book. He also mentions what other people want to do to him, and how they are of lower class than he is.

Conduct disorder/Antisocial personality disorder
He is rarely able to play by his own rules. When he says "Thou shalt not murder" then that is exactly what he does to millions of people. In fact, there are laws against murder, but God doesn't want to follow them.

Also, he likes to vandalize his own creation a lot. He enjoys being cruel to his own creation, often getting his creation to offer a sacrifice to him, in the form of his creation.

Sadistic personality disorder
He loves harming other people, especially women, homosexuals, and anybody who is not a follower of him. In fact killing is his favorite thing. Maybe he's been playing too much GTA these days? He also lies in order to achieve his goals. Tells us he's comming. Hasn't come down yet. Enjoys turning people into pillars of salt.

Histrionic personality disorder
Why do you think God needs everybody to pray for him and praise him for random acts of stuff? Also, do you perhaps think these threats he makes are attention-seeking by any chance? Not that I can comprehend how people pay attention to something that isn't there of course.

Agoraphobia
Why he hasn't shown himself to us yet, despite promising to do so in the biblical book thingo? Because he is either afraid to do so, or he doesn't exist. If he does exist, he is just an absolute scaredy cat, given he is meant to be all powerful and he created us and what not.

Xenophobia
Fairly obvious as to why this applies to God though. There is a limited count of groups of people he likes. He hates everybody except the straight adult Christian males.

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Can anybody else think about others? I'm sure this perfect loving omnipotent omnifiscent omniwtflolbbqbadscent God has many other disorders. All one has to do is open up to a random page in the Bible and you'll find something wrong with God as well as other characters.

nari
2nd April 2010, 05:42 PM
Anxiety disorder:
Feels that he is omnipotent, but gets upset and frantic if he thinks there aren't enough people around who will pray, confess their humility and display adoration of him.

Inferiority complex: a/a.

nari

Lord Blackadder
2nd April 2010, 06:14 PM
Many, many, many years ago, there was a comedy festival debate on the ABC - That God Has No Sense of Humour. Andrew Denton, for the affirmative, gave a description of God for computer dating purposes, as per information from the Bible...

God. Age: Indeterminate. Been there, done that sort of guy. Loves to love. Extremely bright. Has one son - talks about him incessantly. Moves rather strangely. Believes in ghosts. Possible split personality. A perfectionist who tends to lay down the law. Prone to extreme wrath. Likes to smote. Seeking a permanent relationship with as many people as possible.

gruber
2nd April 2010, 06:55 PM
He hates everybody except the straight adult Christian males.


You forgot to add white in there

Vangelis
3rd April 2010, 08:12 AM
You mean to tell me if a legal case were mounted against him for all the genocide, infanticide and torture that he is reportedly responsible for, he would plead insanity thereby getting away with it? That's not fair!:eek:

Sir Patrick Crocodile
3rd April 2010, 08:21 AM
The truth can be harse sometimes. :(