Sir Patrick Crocodile
2nd April 2010, 02:23 PM
It would appear, given the biblical descriptions of God that the mighty god has a couple of mental disorders.
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Intermittent Explosive Disorder
God gets angry at everything, and his reactions are often blown completely out of proportion to his actions. Also, he blames it on sin in order for him to feel less guilty
Narcissistic personality disorder
He LOVES himself so much he thinks he's the most important of them all, and even mentions it in his book. He also mentions what other people want to do to him, and how they are of lower class than he is.
Conduct disorder/Antisocial personality disorder
He is rarely able to play by his own rules. When he says "Thou shalt not murder" then that is exactly what he does to millions of people. In fact, there are laws against murder, but God doesn't want to follow them.
Also, he likes to vandalize his own creation a lot. He enjoys being cruel to his own creation, often getting his creation to offer a sacrifice to him, in the form of his creation.
Sadistic personality disorder
He loves harming other people, especially women, homosexuals, and anybody who is not a follower of him. In fact killing is his favorite thing. Maybe he's been playing too much GTA these days? He also lies in order to achieve his goals. Tells us he's comming. Hasn't come down yet. Enjoys turning people into pillars of salt.
Histrionic personality disorder
Why do you think God needs everybody to pray for him and praise him for random acts of stuff? Also, do you perhaps think these threats he makes are attention-seeking by any chance? Not that I can comprehend how people pay attention to something that isn't there of course.
Agoraphobia
Why he hasn't shown himself to us yet, despite promising to do so in the biblical book thingo? Because he is either afraid to do so, or he doesn't exist. If he does exist, he is just an absolute scaredy cat, given he is meant to be all powerful and he created us and what not.
Xenophobia
Fairly obvious as to why this applies to God though. There is a limited count of groups of people he likes. He hates everybody except the straight adult Christian males.
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Can anybody else think about others? I'm sure this perfect loving omnipotent omnifiscent omniwtflolbbqbadscent God has many other disorders. All one has to do is open up to a random page in the Bible and you'll find something wrong with God as well as other characters.
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Intermittent Explosive Disorder
God gets angry at everything, and his reactions are often blown completely out of proportion to his actions. Also, he blames it on sin in order for him to feel less guilty
Narcissistic personality disorder
He LOVES himself so much he thinks he's the most important of them all, and even mentions it in his book. He also mentions what other people want to do to him, and how they are of lower class than he is.
Conduct disorder/Antisocial personality disorder
He is rarely able to play by his own rules. When he says "Thou shalt not murder" then that is exactly what he does to millions of people. In fact, there are laws against murder, but God doesn't want to follow them.
Also, he likes to vandalize his own creation a lot. He enjoys being cruel to his own creation, often getting his creation to offer a sacrifice to him, in the form of his creation.
Sadistic personality disorder
He loves harming other people, especially women, homosexuals, and anybody who is not a follower of him. In fact killing is his favorite thing. Maybe he's been playing too much GTA these days? He also lies in order to achieve his goals. Tells us he's comming. Hasn't come down yet. Enjoys turning people into pillars of salt.
Histrionic personality disorder
Why do you think God needs everybody to pray for him and praise him for random acts of stuff? Also, do you perhaps think these threats he makes are attention-seeking by any chance? Not that I can comprehend how people pay attention to something that isn't there of course.
Agoraphobia
Why he hasn't shown himself to us yet, despite promising to do so in the biblical book thingo? Because he is either afraid to do so, or he doesn't exist. If he does exist, he is just an absolute scaredy cat, given he is meant to be all powerful and he created us and what not.
Xenophobia
Fairly obvious as to why this applies to God though. There is a limited count of groups of people he likes. He hates everybody except the straight adult Christian males.
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Can anybody else think about others? I'm sure this perfect loving omnipotent omnifiscent omniwtflolbbqbadscent God has many other disorders. All one has to do is open up to a random page in the Bible and you'll find something wrong with God as well as other characters.