View Full Version : Elton John says Jesus was gay
20th February 2010, 08:46 AM
and a short but funny defense of Elton's comments:
20th February 2010, 09:05 AM
<insert smileys :cool:>In Elton John's defense, Jesus did hang out with 12 dudes all the time, but he's also a fictional character so this is like calling Batman gay. :p
Which he's not, by the way. :eek:
He just likes young boys to expose their milky white thighs while fighting crime, and according to my old Boy Scout leader, that makes them more aerodynamic assuming the same principles apply outside of a sleeping bag. ;)
I haven't crunched the numbers yet.:rolleyes:HAHAHA!
13th March 2010, 08:28 AM
I had no idea Elton was that bright or that witty. I've always seen him as a competent musician who is as cunning as as a dunny rat. (reinforced by the maudlin rewrite of that cliched piece of shite "Candle In The Wind')
Perhaps I'm wrong.
I can fully understand why the homophobes of the lunar religious right and Catholic church have their panties all out of focus.
A Monkey Shaved
14th March 2010, 10:05 AM
I was on an aspie forum in Wrong Planet who opened at least one thread I know of asking questions of whether Jesus was an aspie or not.
There could well be even schizophrenic forums claiming Jesus was schizophrenic
There could well be dyslexics claiming Jesus was dyslexic.
It is all garbage in garbage out to me for someone that was dead for 2000 years they could claim just about anything they like.
A Monkey Shaved
14th March 2010, 12:49 PM
@Mr Monkey: There had to be a template for the creation of the idea of a god.
Is it any wonder when people still insist on creating god in their own image?
The homophobe's god spends a lot of time hating gay people, and the greedy man's god says having lots of money is good...
Reminds me of a quote:
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