Biblical morals quiz

[Kid]

Saw this quiz on Phrangulya...looks like fun, so posted it here for ease of access and bit of fun...

http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_biblical_morals

[Vonnie]

I know I have good "morals". (I prefer to call them ethics: less biblical...)

I took the quiz and this is what I got:Your morality is 8% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
It doesn't mean that my moraility is up the shit. It just means that my morals are not in line with the bible's version (which includes slavery, homophobia, etc.) And I'm happy about that! Yay for my "book learnin'"!

Vonnie

[davo]

I am stuck at question 1, as I would of kicked them out as soon as they said they were angels .. what mob? I didn't see no mob ....

[Cody]

Beat ya Vonnie:p
I got 0%

[GenericBox]

Lol @ question 1. where did the preteen daughters come into that story?

[Duffy]

Where was the 'none of the above' option???? I got 0% but I did get my age and sex right so I'm not completely stoopid :).

[GUDLUSS]

wOOT! 0% in line with the Bible! Maybe we should put up a poll...

[Vonnie]

I couldn't have kicked them out if there were people who wanted to assault them. And, as there is no such thing as angels, the people must have been mentally ill. So, I'd call the police to protect.

Much as I dislike religion, I don't stop to ask strangers I help on the street whether or not they "have faith"...

Rape or slavery was a hard one!

What was the comment for 0%?

Vonnie

[Duffy]

What was the comment for 0%

Vonnie, I got the impression that if you didn't tick any of the third (bottom) choices you got 0%. I may be wrong.

[Vonnie]

Vonnie, I got the impression that if you didn't tick any of the third (bottom) choices you got 0%. I may be wrong.

I don't think I ticked any of the 3rd choices. But I think not kicking out the mentally ill visitors - who thought they were angels - who were about to be assaulted is my 8%. I'm happy to wear that!

Vonnie

[davo]

I would of called the cops on the angels 'Have them committed!!!' hehe

0% for me after really trying not to pick apart every question ... I hate selective choice stuff, reminds me of school ;)

[Duffy]

I hate selective choice stuff, reminds me of school ;)

I'm with you Davo. I loathe them if they don't give you an 'other' or 'none of the above'. It's too swayed to an agenda, errrrr. But this was fun...the bible choices were hilarious. :D

[Kid]

Arghh! Looks like I'm the only one who answered as a nutbag fundamentalist. I wanted to see what would happen if I checked the buttons as a 'biblical moralist'. I got 85%; (only 85? What do you have to check to get the full 100%?) then I was told to go sacrifice an ox. But I can't find an ox around here.

I went to the site of the guy who made the quiz (you can make your own quizzes...) he's one of us, guys... and I think it was done to piss of the moralists, those who think the bible is some kind of moral instruction manual and it highlights biblical 'morals' nicely. but the idea of it is just for fun...
:D

[Duffy]

Arghh! Looks like I'm the only one who answered as a nutbag fundamentalist. I wanted to see what would happen if I checked the buttons as a 'biblical moralist'. I got 85%; (only 85? What do you have to check to get the full 100%?) then I was told to go sacrifice an ox. But I can't find an ox around here. :D

That surprises me...I'm off to tick the worst answers I can. First person to get 100% wins!

Ok I'm back with a score of 85%. What is the best answer for the last John Bobbit question? Is it possible to get 100%?

[Kid]

Let's do it! I'm there!:D

[Duffy]

I've got the Teacher's Edition, so I can cheat!

I'm looking over your shoulder Mr Black;)

But I got that one right. Where am I going wrong? Mr Black, have you done the quiz?

[Kid]

I still got 85% -- I got the penis question wrong! ME! and something about a slave, owning them for six years instead of life...silly me, I should have known. and I didn't look in the bible once...

[eclectic]

I couldn't have kicked them out if there were people who wanted to assault them. And, as there is no such thing as angels, the people must have been mentally ill. So, I'd call the police to protect.

Much as I dislike religion, I don't stop to ask strangers I help on the street whether or not they "have faith"...

Rape or slavery was a hard one!

What was the comment for 0%?

Vonnie

I'm sure I protected them too and got 0%... maybe not, I'll try again.

I think we got the same message, so you're considered as much of a heathen as the rest of us anyway!

[eclectic]

Vonnie, I got the impression that if you didn't tick any of the third (bottom) choices you got 0%. I may be wrong.

no, that's right, biblical = bottom