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Sir Patrick Crocodile
13th January 2010, 09:17 AM
Perhaps SMS = Save My Soul (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/8454032.stm) from now?Laptops and Blackberry mobile phones have been blessed in a church ceremony in the City of London.

Canon David Parrott blessed the gadgets at the St Lawrence Jewry church in an updated version of a traditional "Plough Monday" back-to-work ceremony.

A number of parishioners held their mobile phones up as Rev Parrott recited a prayer.

He said: "It's the technology that is our daily working tool and it's a technology we should bless."

The 17th Century building is the official church of the City of London Corporation.

On Monday Canon Parrott placed a number of laptops and phones on its altar.
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He said it would remind the capital's busy office workers that God's grace could reach them in many ways.

Canon Parrott then recited a blessing over the parishioners and their electronic devices.

He said he hoped the ceremony had made worship "lively and relevant to the people who work nearby, in the financial district".

The traditional Plough Monday ceremony blessed a symbolic farming implement which had been dragged to the church's door.

Canon Parrott updated that ceremony, as he said it didn't have much relevance for his church, which was "nowhere near a field, in the middle of London".

Canon Parrott, who took up the post seven months ago, described the ceremony as "a fresh idea for a fresh post".Fine way to treat the "devil's work" eh?

AWarGuy
13th January 2010, 10:08 AM
Wow..
These Church fellas' have nothing else better to do don't they?

wolty
13th January 2010, 10:34 AM
This was a very interesting comment on the site..


Perspix
December 28th, 2009 at 12:50 pm (http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/28/desperate-church-of-england-turns-to-cradle-snatching-to-boost-falling-numbers/#comment-26029)
In other areas this strategy is known as “Grooming”.



Doesn't bother me one iota that the c of e is failing. Now for the rest of the world.


Actually this story makkes me wonder what other methods religions will use to shore up their flagging popularity. Better keep an eye on them.

atheist_angel
13th January 2010, 01:01 PM
Perhaps SMS = Save My Soul (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/8454032.stm) from now?..Laptops and Blackberry mobile phones have been blessed..
..blessed the gadgets..back-to-work ceremony..
..held their mobile phones..recited a prayer..
..technology, we should bless..
..placed a number of laptops and phones on its altar..
Fine way to treat the "devil's work" eh?Hey, is this going to be implemented into the warranty? :p

Maybe the manufactures could just start charging extra to
have your gadgets blessed before they come off the assembly line? :rolleyes:

I'd do it, if it came with a free extended warranty option
and free laptop replacement guarantee. :p

Sir Patrick Crocodile
13th January 2010, 01:37 PM
You know I would love to see benchmarks with two computers (one blessed and one unblessed) and see which one performs best and both have the following specs: CPU: Intel Core i7 RAM: 4GB HDD: 120GB OS: Windows 7 Professional Wireless + 1000Mbps EthernetI would not be too surprised if the Church prays for such a blessed performance enhancement as we speak and... oh wait a minute... you can't put faith to the test!

Loki
13th January 2010, 01:56 PM
I hope they aren't going to bless pc's and macs at the same time, could cause all sorts of internecine complications.

Sir Patrick Crocodile
13th January 2010, 01:58 PM
So do I (http://www.rd.com/clean-jokes-and-laughs/13293/article13293.html)