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Sir Patrick Crocodile
11th January 2010, 08:23 PM
Note that at the time of writing this post the death is unexplained.

I would love to see how a theist would explain this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8450828.stm) especially how a member of that church would explain it.

The police sure as hell don't have an explanation according to the story just yet but will conduct a post-mortem to find out.


LINK (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8451524.stm)
robertkd
11th January 2010, 10:17 PM
Somehow I'm thinking environment and hypothermia/exposure as obvious possibilities OR maybe MM's third miracle gone bad :(
Sir Patrick Crocodile
12th January 2010, 08:21 AM
Those damn saints! They never get anything right do they? They must be dead or something. ;)

Oh and thanks Mr. Black for adding the extra link. :)
common pirate
12th January 2010, 09:21 AM
EASY: She was a demon, witch or fairy.
Sir Patrick Crocodile
12th January 2010, 10:55 AM
Perhaps God took away her phlogiston?
Seamus
12th January 2010, 05:54 PM
EASY: She was a demon, witch or fairy.


They should test the body to see if it weighs less than a duck.:p
Seamus
13th January 2010, 10:34 AM
That absence of weight is going to be down to the soul having flown away, innit. Of course not silly, a soul only weighs a few grams.Everyone knows a witch weighs less than a duck and that they will float if you chuck them into deep water. Of course if they're innocent they drown and go straight to heaven,. :p
wolty
13th January 2010, 10:39 AM
@Seamus: maybe it was a very big soul.

Always remember that 1 + 1 = 3, when really big values of 1 are used. :)
Sir Patrick Crocodile
13th January 2010, 01:39 PM
Are souls made out of phlogiston?
Seamus
13th January 2010, 02:55 PM
Are souls made out of phlogiston?

Makes perfect sense that a non existent object would be made from a non existent material. :p
Sir Patrick Crocodile
13th January 2010, 06:59 PM
And it can burn in hell too. Even if it is good but doesn't believe in God or something like that. So they are made out of phlogiston. :p
deesl4e
14th January 2010, 03:24 PM
Probably a smack overdose or something like that.
Stueee86
14th January 2010, 07:38 PM
I don't get it. What is this thread about? Like what is the goal of this? Using a womans death to prove a point, how noble.

A partially clothed women is found dead outside a church.

A thread is created so atheists can mock the church.

At least the church acknowledges the woman and that it's sad.
Loki
14th January 2010, 07:52 PM
Go back a page, we have already established this is a failure of society in general and that it happened outside a church is coincidence. The rest is just random babbling.
Sir Patrick Crocodile
14th January 2010, 08:30 PM
@Stueee86: The point of this thread is that an "unexplained" death occurred outside the church and this may be a "trigger" for the Satandiddiddiddiddiddiddiddiddiddit thing. You know how they like to blame good on God and bad on Satan when things go unexplained?

I do not see why we should not mock such retarded and abusive belief systems in any case. It would be like not mocking someone who says that killing one baby every day of your life will grant you eternal paradise.