A bit of humor

[senectus]

I could find the best place to put this, so I hope i haven't polluted your channel too much

http://i.imgur.com/nta4G.gif

[wearestardust]

Gold!

(and quietly pointed out to similarly-minded colleagues at work).

[KeithW]

Here's one.

So Osama Bin Laden dies and goes to heaven, he meets a man with a long white beard and white robes, you must be Allah he said. The man replied, no I’m Moses, Allah is higher up.

He goes up another level and finds another man with a long white beard and white robes, ah you must be Allah, no I’m Abraham, Allah is higher up.

Up another level he goes and meets another man with a white beard and white robes, are you Allah he asks, no I’m Jesus the man replied, Allah is higher up.

As Bin Laden ascends he thinks how wonderful it is for Allah to be up above all these people.

At the next level he enters a massive luxurious room and a man with a long white beard and robes is sitting on a settee, now you must be Allah he asks, no the man said I’m God (wonderful thought Laden he is even above God). God looked at Bin Laden and said, you know you look very tired, would you like a drink, yes said Bin Laden I’ll have a coffee.

God snaps his fingers and says “Hey Allah two cappuccinos over here”

[common pirate]

Here's one.

So Osama Bin Laden dies and goes to heaven, he meets a man with a long white beard and white robes, you must be Allah he said. The man replied, no I’m Moses, Allah is higher up.

He goes up another level and finds another man with a long white beard and white robes, ah you must be Allah, no I’m Abraham, Allah is higher up.

Up another level he goes and meets another man with a white beard and white robes, are you Allah he asks, no I’m Jesus the man replied, Allah is higher up.

As Bin Laden ascends he thinks how wonderful it is for Allah to be up above all these people.

At the next level he enters a massive luxurious room and a man with a long white beard and robes is sitting on a settee, now you must be Allah he asks, no the man said I’m God (wonderful thought Laden he is even above God). God looked at Bin Laden and said, you know you look very tired, would you like a drink, yes said Bin Laden I’ll have a coffee.

God snaps his fingers and says “Hey Allah two cappuccinos over here”

...And Then Mighty Thor kills God, and farts in Allahs Face.