Laugh for Jebus

[Jesus FTW!]

(singing)

Jesus loves you this i know, for the bible tells me so.
Little ones to him belong, you are weak but he is strong.

(end singing)

[Jesus FTW!]

If you are looking for accommodation, I hear hell is quite nice this time of year, and has a lot of room set aside for you

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

I wonder if this is a parody:(singing)

Jesus loves you this i know, for the bible tells me so.
Little ones to him belong, you are weak but he is strong.

(end singing)Resident of Fantasy IslandJesus that was quick!

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Can you say circular?I thought it was more hexagonal.What a horrible concept to put in a child's mind... creepy.

Make you feel tough?Of course he is strong. In the game Half Life 2 there are zombies which throw heavy objects around. If all zombies are that strong I'm sure Jesus is too. But with the help of a few hand grenades I managed to subdue them.

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

If you are looking for accommodation, I hear hell is quite nice this time of year, and has a lot of room set aside for youFrom what I understand Satan is a great horticulturist. Unfortunately due to the harsh environmental conditions present in his backyard plants don't grow too well.

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

But then there is the harsh climate...

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

And therefore no plants. :D

[SchizoDeluxe]

(singing)

Jesus loves you this i know, for the bible tells me so.
Little ones to him belong, you are weak but he is strong.

(end singing)

Chuck Norris would kick the living shit out of Jesus so there goes that theory about Jeebus being strong

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

It's a shit dit! Where a zombie walks along the sea
It's a shit dit! Where all the Christians pay a fee
It's a shit dit! Where believers persecute with glee
It's a shit dit! Where atheists are forced to flee

It's a shit dit! Where Mary got turned on
It's a shit dit! Where she gave birth to a son
It's a shit dit! Where he's now his own dad
It's a shit dit! Where this is an old fad!

It's a shit dit! Where someone died while on a cross
It's a shit dit! Where people mourned his loss
It's a shit dit! Where there is a lot of goss
It's a shit dit! Where now he's the zombie boss

[Praxis]

I hear Fantasty Island is rather nice this time of year :)

[gruber]

Jesus loves you this i know, for the bible tells me so.
Little ones to him belong, you are weak but he is strong.


You haven't been happening to be playing Bioshock have you.

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080421/Tattoos/Tattoo-Fantasy-Island_l.jpg

[Fearless]

Sounds like Smeagol singing.

To the OP, nice troll attempt... Well actually no, it was crap.

[Twizzle]

13rn 2 tr011 n00b.

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

If Heaven is full of delusional morons then I think I'd rather be in Hell thank you.

[gruber]

Come on troll you can do a better song then that, Dead Space's twinkle little star version is alot better then your crap

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[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

It didn't take too long for the Google Spider to find our secret thoughts... (http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=%22Jesus+FTW!%22+site:atheistfoundation.org.au&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8)

[TÐöer]

Of course he is strong. In the game Half Life 2 there are zombies which throw heavy objects around. If all zombies are that strong I'm sure Jesus is too. But with the help of a few hand grenades I managed to subdue them.

Hey, come to think of it, it would be nice to pawned Jesus, instead of mindless zombies. :D


He would be the uber, nasty boss, that's got rhino hides, and attacks by preaching.

[wearestardust]

What a horrible concept to put in a child's mind... creepy.



just tells the little kiddies there's no point struggling while Jeebus's representatives on earth are holding them down.

[gruber]

Who uses grenades, get the crowbar out and get up close :D

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Or coax them to go near the flammable barrels and shoot the barrels. :D

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Welcome to our newest member, Jesus FTW!

[TÐöer]

Thank You Jesus FTW, for making our forum, more colourful.

[Praxis]

FTW = fuck the wank?
FTW = frottage takes work?
FTW = fiddles the willy?

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Jesus FTW = Jesus Fucked the Waitress

[Praxis]

Jesus FTW = Jesus Forgot the Wine

[wolty]

Hows about Jesus, Found The Weirdos.

[Caio]

(singing)

But if I go to hell well then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis 'cause he's the Anti-Christ

(end singing)

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

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[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

So that's why they say you can't diss the dawg.

[gruber]

Here's a good song with a good vid

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and yes iam very bored right now