Are Atheists humans?

[MaCh]

Are Atheists humans? i have heard Atheists are Emotions dead, Them cant feel love, cant cry and so on, is it true?

[davo]

Well MaCh, that was a pitiful attempt at trolling.

However, it does pointedly show how feeble religious peoples basis for arguments and their conceptions of atheism are, that one has to resort to such a feeble retort.

It's most probably not worth responding to your post, but hey, when an idiot announces they are an idiot, I have problems just ignoring it :)

Welcome to the forum.

[Fearless]

You missed out on putting the letter 'o' at the end of your name.

Nice England by the way.

[Seamus]

Are Atheists humans? i have heard Atheists are Emotions dead, Them cant feel love, cant cry and so on, is it true?

OK, argument from incredulity here; I 'm unable to accept that a person who has the skills to use a keyboard could be quite that ignorant and/or stupid.


Is the [incorrect] use of "i" instead "I" due to the false modesty of the sanctimonious, illiteracy or just a typo?



If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, act 3, scene 1 By definition, atheist is only a person who does not believe in god(s) NOTHING else is implied or may be concluded. BUT,it does seem a bit odd to me that OVERALL, the HUNDREDS atheists I've met on forums are:wittier, more intelligent, better educated,more intellectually honest,more open minded, more accepting,more generous of spirit and more compassionate than any number of Christians I've run across on line and in real life.



I guess I'm just an old romantic, because I really can't believe anyone could be as gormless as your post implies. I can only conclude that you are a troll. I hate trolls,so invite you to fuck off.

[Unsacred Cow]

OK, argument from incredulity here; I 'm unable to accept that a person who has the skills to use a keyboard could be quite that ignorant and/or stupid.


Is the [incorrect] use of "i" instead "I" due to the false modesty of the sanctimonious, illiteracy or just a typo?



By definition, atheist is only a person who does not believe in god(s) NOTHING else is implied or may be concluded. BUT,it does seem a bit odd to me that OVERALL, the HUNDREDS atheists I've met on forums are:wittier, more intelligent, better educated,more intellectually honest,more open minded, more accepting,more generous of spirit and more compassionate than any number of Christians I've run across on line and in real life.



I guess I'm just an old romantic, because I really can't believe anyone could be as gormless as your post implies. I can only conclude that you are a troll. I hate trolls,so invite you to fuck off.

Nothing further really required to say here except that I doubt the little blighter would have the courage or sense of mind to contribute anything remotely useful. I am willing to be proven wrong though...that would make the difference between us and those stranded on Fantasy Island.

[Dave]

Best read with tongue in cheek.


Guilty As Charged, Dave

The Atheist, what a wicked and abhorrent creature,
Claiming “there is no god” is their key feature.
They are evil as evil can be,
Claiming humans should strive to be equal and free.
Free from the persecution of the mighty creator
But they’ll get what they deserve sooner or later.
How dare they link god to a single evil deed,
When it’s moral and just to wipe out one’s seed.
They claim religion’s responsible for unjust death and division,
Yet it is god’s righteous sword that makes the incision.
Whether it’s wielded against warrior, woman, babe or beast,
How dare they mourn for the dead instead of holding a feast!
They cry, “Life is too precious to be treated this way”.
Don’t they know god’s the potter and they are the clay?
Because it’s holy and righteous to throw bad clay in the bin.
Their delusions of world peace and harmony is naff,
When god’s reaping his harvest, separating the wheat from the chaff.
If the Atheist only knew there’s no future without god.
But they don’t, so the father will not spare them the rod.
He won’t use it for correction, of this I can tell,
For their heinous crimes, they’ll be sent straight to hell.
These crimes of them saying, “The old testament is chilling”.
If only they would realise god’s worth all the killing.
Why can’t they see the beauty in god’s perfect plan,
And how his encompassing love involves the suffering of man?
The Atheist is blinded by their own human reason
And the conclusions they draw which are ultimately treason.
That there is no god, and there’s only reality
Even though there’s no proof. It’s such a calamity!
That in their tainted logical mind
All that they are willing or able to find
Are dreams of a world that is finally at peace,
With the wolves all exposed who hide under the fleece.

[Mr Benton]

Are Atheists humans? i have heard Atheists are Emotions dead, Them cant feel love, cant cry and so on, is it true?

You forgot that we also eat babies and slaughter kittens.

[Ms. Farkleboob]

Hit and run trolls are boring. :(

[SchizoDeluxe]

Are Atheists humans? i have heard Atheists are Emotions dead, Them cant feel love, cant cry and so on, is it true?

To quote Penn Jillette's response to Bill Donahue who called all atheists "not human", fuck you. Not that you would ever read or even respond to any of this.

[AWarGuy]

Oh goodie another ignorant christian of course we are human.
Also you think young innocent children are evil and not human?(im 14) and we not evil.

So GTFO:mad:

[Praxis]

No I'm not. And I'm coming to eviscerate you and eat your entrails, slaughter your pets and set fire to your house. And I will laugh while I do it (like this: *MWUAHAHAHAHAHA*).

And I'll be right over as soon as I make my son's school lunch, sign his homework sheet, eat breakfast, feed the cats and after I finish work for the day.

How does 6 pm work for you?

[GUDLUSS]

This just seems like a sad person venting out his anger on the internet. Pretty sad attempt at a troll, too, since it should've been clear that we do have emotions; I felt very, very sorry for that kitten I ate.

[KeithW]

Are Atheists Human? More to the point are religious people human, I’ve seen films like Invasion of the Body Snatchers and many others with the same genre.

All end up brainwashed and with a goal to taking over our lives and ultimately the planet, does this ring any bells.

[Seamus]

@Mr Black;

My irony meter just shat itself; two Brit bovver boys taking the mick out the food of another country.


All I can say is; just let them bloody DARE criticise our beloved pie floater! (I will reply by saying something most unkind about jellied eels)

What? Well,um no,I can't actually tell you what a pie floater actually tastes like . I've never eaten one sober---Hey,I bet that's how you're meant to eat that Scandinavian cat food; shit faced.




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_floater

[Seamus]

@Gudluss


I felt very, very sorry for that kitten I ate.


I was sorry BECAUSE I ate a kitten,not for the kitten itself. Made me quite ill.These days I eat nothing more exotic than barbecued baby spare ribs.(take heed;one's tummy tend to become less robust with age,a fact I find ironic considering the relative size of mine today) .:p




PS: When I was 7,I DID see a Great Dane kill and eat a kitten. I threw up. (Yes Joyce ,it was a dog, NOT Victor Borge)

[GUDLUSS]

Have you ever had Golden Retriever? Quite good. Reminds me of wolf.

[Unsacred Cow]

Have you ever had Golden Retriever? Quite good. Reminds me of wolf.


:eek: I have a Golden Retriever....that's awful Gudluss. I must be one of those soft hearted atheists, I couldn't eat a Retriever. A chihuahua on the other hand.....

[Fearless]

:eek: I have a Golden Retriever....that's awful Gudluss. I must be one of those soft hearted atheists, I couldn't eat a Retriever. A chihuahua on the other hand.....
Not enough meat and a bit too much sinue. Labrador might be the go.

[GUDLUSS]

German. Sheppard.

[SinisterDexter]

Tastes like sausage.

[Avignale2]

why are we dignifying the troll with a response, our energy is best focused elsewhere.
like where do we find more kittens to kill?

[tandytripper]

why are we dignifying the troll with a response, our energy is best focused elsewhere.
like where do we find more kittens to kill?

ANY pet store is good, but damn they are pricey by the KG.

[davo]

ANY pet store is good, but damn they are pricey by the KG.

Trapping is the way to go, quite simple and something the kids enjoy taking part in. There are a variety of traps that can be made, personally, I like the classic wire snares, however for the kids, something thicker not quite rope, as it's good to get them started early with their own 'prep' experience, wire can end up doing that job for you if the kitten is moving fast.

[Avignale2]

Trapping is the way to go, quite simple and something the kids enjoy taking part in. There are a variety of traps that can be made, personally, I like the classic wire snares, however for the kids, something thicker not quite rope, as it's good to get them started early with their own 'prep' experience, wire can end up doing that job for you if the kitten is moving fast.

oh you think too much, my approach is to rig up a shotgun to a tight wire, direct it at a pressure plate with cat nip on it, and not forget to rig the video camera to record through the pressure plate. don't want to miss out on enjoying the moments again and again.

After I also like to collect up all the blood and force feed it to the children I have tied up in my basement, before I eat them.

[Avignale2]

@Avignale2: It is inadvisable to force-feed blood to children.

I did that 2000 years ago when time-travelling, and a child escaped from my basement. Now we've got holy communion to put up with.

when did you get your time machine fixed? (higher post count here i come!!!)

[AWarGuy]

How do you like your German Sheppard?
Medium-rare or no Fat "I Can't Believe Its Not German Sheppard"

[tandytripper]

How do you like your German Sheppard?
Medium-rare or no Fat "I Can't Believe Its Not German Sheppard"

Med-Rare please and leave a little fat on it so the flesh does not dry out, with Sour Kraut on the side.

:p

[Mr Benton]

This thread is becoming awesome. I'm sure our theist friend is leading all his buddies here so they can see the horror that is atheism.

Not to worry it's Wednesday today, you all know what that means don't you? womabt stew mmm yum.

[davo]

Not to worry it's Wednesday today, you all know what that means don't you? womabt stew mmm yum.

Dunno if it's a good idea for me to grab the second drumstick so quick after last weeks amputation .. it's moving kinda slow atm ... I want it to last.

[youngmoigle]

Are Atheists humans? i have heard Atheists are Emotions dead, Them cant feel love, cant cry and so on, is it true?

They can tell a good joke though.


[Poor old MaCH, I'll bet he forgot to bookmark this site and hasn't been able to get back here to read any of the responses.]

[youngmoigle]

Rumour Hath It he was back (very briefly) around Eastern Standard Lunchtime.
Bugger! I thought I had him all sussed out.

[Avignale2]

The claim of time-travelling does not presuppose the existence of a machine: that's just theistic thinking!
SNAP!!!! you got me there. (woohoo more posts)

[Seamus]

@Mr Black

I may have misunderstood the concept: Doesn't time travel as usually presented simply assume travel will occur through time AND space?

If I went back in time from HERE for say 6 months, the earth would not be in the same position. Would it?

[Seamus]

Same position relative to whom? (Yes, I am being facetious.)


Very fucking funny,but not really all that helpful.


It's perfectly OK to say" I don't know".:p

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Are we really human? I sort of thought we were more advanced then that ;)

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

How swede it is!

BTW, Prote, I think you've got the Ray virus, bottom right of post.
+1

http://pleasedress.me/img/2861.gif (http://pleasedress.me/img/2861.gif)
Sometimes these foreign scripts are easily read, once you approach them from the right angle.
That would be θ=π/2 (90°) I think.

[tandytripper]

@ Croc: If you're educated enough to read it, you have assembled quite a number of degrees, but sometimes Westerners find it easy.


As to this: http://pleasedress.me/img/2861.gif



On occasion but only when the footy is on!;):p Sometimes we just have to do things for ourselves!

PS: I found it humourous, and showed my daughter, who is learning japanese. She recognised some symbols as genuine katakana, and kanji, and near pissed herself when she caught on to the true intent behind it all.

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

After you mentioned that I had a look at the post again this time at the right angle (90°) and now I understand the point!

[AWarGuy]

http://pleasedress.me/img/2861.gif (http://pleasedress.me/img/2861.gif)
Sometimes these foreign scripts are easily read, once you approach them from the right angle.

I loved that i showed my friends this and they had a good lol session.

[TÐöer]

I'm lost. Lol.

This thread is all over the place.

I don't get it. What's with the funny oriental script, that seems to be painted with blood? :confused: Zen?

Personally I don't believe in time travel. because, if anybody or anything, were to travel back in time, it will completely effect the whole sequence of events, which will cause the person to never have timed travel at all.

Yes I imagine that if even a single particle were to travel back in time, according to chaos theory, it will not reoccur the second time.

Thus, if it caused existence to implode or destruct, then you and I would no longer exist, even before the event occurs.

On the other hand, if we were to say that that particle would have travelled to a parallel existence, then it's not really time travel at all.

[TÐöer]

Without proof or reason. My gutts says that, time doesn't actually exist. It is just a measurement used by us to measure change.

Therefore we can't really traverse something that doesn't exist.

[davo]

Without proof or reason. My gutts says that, time doesn't actually exist. It is just a measurement used by us to measure change.

OK here's a mind bender for you .. what are we subscribing the term too for example two different events, and the events surrounding them, that are different states, if it doesn't exist? ;) What would be the difference between the singularity (if indeed there was one) and our current state?

We are measuring something, or do you disagree? That something is quantifiable, whether you subscribe to newtonian time or relativistic time ..

[davo]

my brain hurted getting thats out ;)

[TÐöer]

My mind hurt so bad, that it kept rebooting at each attempt of translating that. lol.

[Surprised Peter]

All athiests are hairy, make this strange howling sound and co-pilot space ships. Sorry that's a wooky. I meant little green men who live in swamps.

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Actually we're more of an advanced species thousands of years ahead of you. How do we know this? Apparently we don't credit God for anything and so we can advance our science and technology even further.

[Mister Pervert]

Are Atheists humans? i have heard Atheists are Emotions dead, Them cant feel love, cant cry and so on, is it true?

"A" is for Atheist..."A" for Austistic. Check a dictionary to read up on your confusion.

While you're looking for "A" words in that dictionary, you'll notice that the first word in the "A" section is "Aardvark". It's a big, hairy, pointy-nosed animal that eats ants. Take note of the spelling: it begins with two "A"s. One of them is silent - unlike you.

[Seamus]

All athiests are hairy,

I don't know about all,but I'm decidedly hirsuit. I look a lot like a somewhat short, moulting Wookie.

[wearestardust]

You forgot that we also eat babies and slaughter kittens.

How many posts before I'm allowed to do that?

[TÐöer]

Until proselytizers, shove it into your door.

[Seamus]

How many posts before I'm allowed to do that?

That depends entirely on how soon you're able to get hold of either :p

[Seamus]

It's obviously the day when Murphy lays out all these tempting typos.

Typo my arse, that was illiteracy.(very mannerly of you though) :D