04-The Chirpy Chickadee Sake Bar is OPEN!

[Praxis]

This thread is for those not playing the current game of Ninja Mafia but who like to watch.

So pull up a stool, grab a glass of hot sake and settle back to watch the ninjas kick their way through the town, taking down innocent samurais as they go.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Praxis/daikanyama-sake-bar-restaurant.jpg

Be warned: there may be the occasional ghostly visit from some recently departed innocents who wander in here, dazed and confused, not realising they've been brutally dispatched by the evil ninjas.

Be kind to them. But don't offer them a drink - it goes right through them.

Enjoy!

[Durro]

Hello Aussie Joe, I love you long time. You buy me drink ?

:p

[Praxis]

I'm sorry, you seem to be somewhat off course. Thailand is that-a-way.

What'll it be? I'm guessing A Happy Ending?

[Loki]

We can speak freely here, no Ninja's can get past the security.

http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af170/Sleipnir123/samurai-raccoons.jpg

[Praxis]

@Loki :eek:

We really do get all types in here.

[Praxis]

I hate drinking alone. Business sure isn't what it used to be.

And I paid a fortune to deck the place out'n'all. They said "if you build it they will come" but I think that the real estate agent was just doing a spiel on me.

I'm liking the puzzle pieces thingy but I'm not sure if the visits to various places have any real purpose.

[Bolero]

I gots me some de-licious bamboo shoots for tea!

[Durro]

What'll it be? I'm guessing A Happy Ending?

There are very few Happy Endings in Ninja Mafia...

I'm more of a Slippery Nipple kind of guy anyhow.

:p

[Praxis]

Are current players allowed in the Sake Bar?

I don't want to upset the local officials.

[Durro]

I dunno. It's your bar...

[Praxis]

I thought the peanut gallery was only for observers and those underemoniously deaded.

But since business is so slack, I guess I'll have to let players in :rolleyes:

@Protium: that 'piss' you refer to is in fact the finest sake in the land. Strained through the pubic hair of virgins before being left to steep for a year in an underground cave, covered by the caul of rare conjoined wolves.

Piss indeed. Have some respect.

*serves him a Fosters*

[Loki]

BURP!!

More piss Miss

Hey, this is a Sake Bar, the Hindu Hangout is next door.

[simonecuttlefish]

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[Bolero]

Holy CRAP, SC!! Clue is one of my favourite movies EVAH!!!

Ahem, teenage girl mode off.

[simonecuttlefish]

My favorite movie moment EVAH!
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[Bolero]

"Flames on the side of my face!"

[Lord Blackadder]

I love Madeline Kahn. She is one funny lady. :D

[Durro]

I'd like to buy a drink for Gruber, the first of many to fall.

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee11/SDurro/Casino%20Mafia/angrymob5.jpg

:p

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

how do I dret a grink arond this flamin bar?
Just press hard on the brakes while doing a rev and you got yourself a DIY fog generator Bru.
The grink is the hard bit.

[Praxis]

I've got a Ferfux Sake lined up for Gruber.

Poor bastard.

It's gonna be a tough game.


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[Lord Blackadder]

I'm sorry Gruber. I SWEAR it was the sake talking!

*goes and drowns sorrows in corner of bar. With moar sake*


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[Logic please]

Heh, this game has already become "Spreadsheets at 10 paces". :p:D

Truly, the Excel is mightier than the katana.










I know, I know, no free sake for such a poor warm-up act... :o:D

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

I've got a Ferfux Sake lined up for Gruber.
I'm sorry Gruber. I SWEAR it was the sake talking!

*goes and drowns sorrows in corner of bar. With moar sake*
I've had it with these motherfucking sakes on this motherfucking plane.

[Praxis]

Coffee? Fuck off-san, this is a sake bar. For-sake all other beverages.

Fresh sakes are on the bar for Annie and LBA.

Bummer having the Ninja Sensei taken out so early :thumbsup:

[Annie]

Thanks Praxis. I'd prefer some vintage god sake but ferfux sake will do. Its kind of weird being dead. Naturally my sake is free now ?

[Annie]

Moral of Davos story. Never bed a Geisha with steely thighs. :)

[simonecuttlefish]

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[Praxis]

I love that SC! Thanks for posting it.

I shall immediately have a sake warmer installed at the Chirpy Chickadee - hopefully in time for poor, dead Davo to down his sorrows :thumbsup:

[Praxis]

Thanks Praxis. I'd prefer some vintage god sake but ferfux sake will do. Its kind of weird being dead. Naturally my sake is free now ?
If you can hold it in, it's free. Sorry you're dead. But in my experience, Mafia Zombies can't hold their liquor. Goes right though 'em.

I do have some special Artforartz Sake under the counter which I keep for special occasions but it costs extra. A lot extra.

[Threat]

I dropped into the sake bar, and whoa! the 2nd page is blocked by my work's filter... what's been going on in page 2? Can't wait to get home and find out...

[simonecuttlefish]

I dropped into the sake bar, and whoa! the 2nd page is blocked by my work's filter... what's been going on in page 2? Can't wait to get home and find out...
Possibly a language filter?

BURP!!

More pXss Miss
X substitute from the I by me, incase this page gets blocked as well :)

[Praxis]

Hah! Your filters do not work on me. I work from home, with the best boss in the world so I can say/do/post/look at whatever I like :D

Sake?

[Annie]

Mmmmm thanks Praxis. I'll have some of the Artferart sake now. I hear your Ferheavens sake is particularly exuberant too. I brought Wolty's money box with me so spare no expense. You'll find me under the table if anyone's looking for me.

[Praxis]

I must say I'm really enjoying running the bar and watching Ninja Mafia.

Much more than playing it because I'm not being mind-fucked and paranoid and am therefore not stressed at all :thumbsup:

In fact, I'm so happy that for the next hour, I'm giving away one glass of my special Name Sake to everyone who comes in :D

[Praxis]

Coming up, Protium San.

And here, you also get a glass of my special Name Sake :thumbsup:

[wolty]

Give me a praxis sake then barkeep. Stress is rising.

[Praxis]

Give me a praxis sake then barkeep. Stress is rising.
Are you sure? After just one cup, your stress may not be the only thing that stops rising.

Just sayin'

[Annie]

Again?

:)

[Praxis]

I'm just a humble sake bar owner, trying to make a living.

I don't get mixed up with customer quibbles, big or small.

*goes back to wiping out glasses*

[wolty]

Oi. Stop it you lot.

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

I shall provide my request as follows:




The request is all in the silence of the shadows.

[Voltairine]

My head is spinning. Give me something to at least make it spin in the opposite direction... :headbang::headbang::headbang:

[Xeno]

My head is spinning. Give me something to at least make it spin in the opposite direction... :headbang::headbang::headbang:
Milksake?

[Praxis]

Milksake?

Well it's well known that mine bring all the samurais to the yard.



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[Durro]

Well, I was bound to screw up. No harm done really...just teased Bolero with a 2nd bite of the day action apple, which I then hastily withdrew.

:facepalm:

Note to self : better to delay an action than to rush and fuck it up.

[Durro]

I'll have a Sake Fucky Jig Jig if you're making Sake cocktails, please. I need a stiff drink.

:p

[Bolero]

Well, I was bound to screw up. No harm done really...just teased Bolero with a 2nd bite of the day action apple, which I then hastily withdrew.

:facepalm:

Note to self : better to delay an action than to rush and fuck it up.
Ordinarily I don't mind being teased...

Heartsake over here.

[Voltairine]

I need something to help me get over my love-hate relationship with Mafia... :facepalm:

[Annie]

It's getting exciting! Prax, I'll have a double forallour sake please. Make it snappy. Yikes!

Regards,
Inane. :rolleyes:

[Bolero]

Make mine a ForSake.

[Annie]

<sniff>

<teehee>


:D


At least you get the chance to resist. I got nailed because of the letters in my name. :)

[Bolero]

Fuck.

I need a drink after that.

[Xeno]

I needed one before it :rolleyes:

I have yet to see how many more I might need now.

[Praxis]

Oh good show! And the bar's filling up, that's what I like to see.

I say, those ninjas are doing a damned fine job, wot?

[Durro]

I'll have a double Ferfux Sake on the rocks as a nightcap before I hit the futon.

:thumbsup:

[simonecuttlefish]

I'll have another hot sake from the machine in the previous video. I've been on the block TWICE there for a while, in only two days!

[Praxis]

It's a stressful game SC, that's for sure, and it takes its toll on players.

I trust you're enjoying your first Mafia experience? :D

[Bolero]

Stressful indeed. Curious to see how alive I still am today. In the meantime, as Roland of Gilead might say were he in a Sake bar, I'll have one For My FatherSake.


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[Durro]

There were some interesting moves by various players overnight.

:p

[Praxis]

*leans on bar looking interested*

Indeed, Sensei Durro, very interesting game play overnight indeed. If I had a beard, I'd probably be stroking it at this point.

It's a tough game, this one. Some very devious players indeed.

Bol, we're all out of Formyfathers Sake but I do have some Forthechildrens Sake, which you might need a decent swig of before heading back to the game.

Xeno and Reddix, you are both welcome to a free round of Godfer Sake(n).

[Durro]

How about a shot of Onyerkneesfor Sake ?

[Xeno]

How about a shot of Onyerkneesfor Sake ?
I think davo bought that one.

[Xeno]

Why thank you Praxis. Interesting so far, you think?

[wolty]

Fucking Blowfish? I deserved a better death.

Just once I would like to win a game and be alive at the end.

Barkeep, some of your strongest frefuxsake please, hold the poison.

[Durro]

Sorry Wolts.

First round of drinks is on me.

I'll have a LoveholdcherishandforSakeallothers please.

[simonecuttlefish]

Fucking Blowfish? I deserved a better death.

Just once I would like to win a game and be alive at the end.

Barkeep, some of your strongest frefuxsake please, hold the poison.

I wanted to to try some Fugu while I was in Japan, but I was dyingly sick and it's SO expensive. If I thought I could have had an opportunity to enjoy it (ie not being so sick) I would have though.

Instead, let MickP and I order something from the local Izakaya (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izakaya)
for us all to share. It's looking like my last meal, so enjoy!
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[Xeno]

Fucking Blowfish? I deserved a better death. What? You blew a fish?

Who needs to be alive so long as you win? Umm

[wolty]

What? You blew a fish?

Who needs to be alive so long as you win? Umm

Heh. :D

[Xeno]

Wolts, did you forget to vote before you died? Hmm?

Some people, no idea of their civic responsibilities. :facepalm:

[wolty]

Hah. Fine me then. :D

[Logic please]

Fucking Blowfish? I deserved a better death.

Just once I would like to win a game and be alive at the end.
Wolts, you're a mod. Expect to be deaded early and often. It's in the Bushido code, or somesuch. You survived pretty well, methinks. :D

And you blew a fish. Whattawaytogo. :thumbsup:

I'll have a ForKillTheModsSake, please. ;):D:)

[wolty]

Wolts, you're a mod. Expect to be deaded early and often. It's in the Bushido code, or somesuch. You survived pretty well, methinks. :D

And you blew a fish. Whattawaytogo. :thumbsup:

I'll have a ForKillTheModsSake, please. ;):D:)

I know what I would do if I was scum. Kill all the mods and Xeno. He is scary good.


Sent telepathically.

[Praxis]

Here wolty, have a large mug of Ferkrysake - on the house.

And wow. You blew a fish?

Nice one dude :thumbsup:

[Logic please]

FTR, I think this is an excellent game. Durro is doing a fantastic GM job, and you can see players improving their play.

I'm sad to miss out on this one, but also feeling a bit intimidated about putting my hand up for the next one. :D

[Bolero]

.... the next one....

Sherlock Holmes next week? Anyone? Anyone?

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Elementary my dear Watson.
(ps: anybody know where Moriarty went?)

[Voltairine]

Showing my ignorance here, and I kept forgetting to ask Xeno who put it in his PMs, but what does "FoSed" mean?

[Annie]

Watching normally rational people lose it while their necks are on the line is hilarious!!!:D :D I haven't seen that much groveling for a long long time. The fallen, dignified samurais are not impressed. :eek: :D

Prax, slide down a glass of that Gawds Sake thanks.

[Xeno]

FoS is finger of suspicion, so FoSed makes a verb from the acronym.

[Lord Blackadder]

This has been one hell of a game. Even more so as I know who the other scum are and this is the earliest I've been deaded. :)

Durro-San, your game moderation has been brilliant! :D

[Bolero]

Durro's ninja mafia was my first ever game, so I'm digging the nostalgia.

Nice GM work, as always, Durro. :-D


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[Durro]

And nice clue work. You're about to solve the Bamboo forest picture, aren't you ?

[Praxis]

Players are getting better. good to see some noobs in there too.

Thought there'd be more spectators in the bar though. Where's Dilby?

Maybe people don't like the decor?
Oh hang on. I know.

It's the karaoke isn't it? Having only Celine Dion's entire back catalogue plus Born to Be Alive as the only options could be a little restrictive I suppose.

Can't wait to see what happens next.

I think I need a stiff Phurgudniss Sake.


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[Durro]

Please get me a Myknee Sake to dull the pain.

:cool:

[Loki]

I'm a foreign spectator to this game so how's about a Sake rebleu barkeep?

[Voltairine]

I'm playing the game; make mine a double.

[wolty]

What's truly lolworthy is that 6 people have voted but SC has 7 votes. Even god wants him dead. :D


Sent telepathically.

[Durro]

I guess there wasn't much doubt, so I decided to call a slightly earlier end to the round than normal.

[Praxis]

How exciting!

I must say, Scuttle played an excellent game for a first timer really.

Who's up for some Sake Ralnervestimulation? It's free! (but I can't be held responsible for what you might get up to after imbibing).

Loki, you get free drinks for the rest of the game for ordering the extremely rare Sake Rebleu.

[Durro]

The game could very well end tonight if someone happened to have a sword and happened to choose the right player to whack.

Tomorrow's round start shall be very interesting.

[Voltairine]

I guess there wasn't much doubt, so I decided to call a slightly earlier end to the round than normal.

Thanks. :thumbsup:

The game finishes at 7pm Hong Kong time so I'm always stuck with either leaving work more or less on time (frowned upon in HK) to get home to continue playing (can be risky, delays sometimes happen) or staying late at work.

[simonecuttlefish]

Barkeep! Just a large bucket of cold water thanks.

[Bolero]

Barkeep! Just a large bucket of cold water thanks.
Hahaha!

Er...no hard feelings about the burning-to-death thing, right SC?

[wolty]

Barkeep! Just a large bucket of cold water thanks.

Lol. Sorry about getting you killed.

Least you didn't blow a fish. :D


Sent telepathically.

[Annie]

Oh ya big sookie lalah SC.

P. I'm not sure I'm up for a Sake Ralnervestimulation right now but maybe a Keep sake or a Name sake might do the trick.
Riveting much? !! :eek:

[Durro]

I can highly recommend the Sake Farky Jig Jig...

[Xeno]

:yawn: Oh, hello SC. You here? Who'd a thunk it? ;)

Praxis, my name sake please.

[Voltairine]

Stiff drinks all round. :facepalm:

[Bolero]

Oh teh dramaz! :eek:

[Annie]

I see you're groveling again Bol. It's really not a good samurai look. :). :D

Teehee. Carry on. :)

[Praxis]

It's getting down to the wire now folks.

Could be all over soon.

This morning I'm serving Sake-Cloth, to honour Aloha Chris. Drinks are free.

(I'll never make any money out of this place. I have no idea why).

[Xeno]

Where's the manager here? This Wool Sake tastes terrible!

[Durro]

When Rhys or Volts final vote, the game will be over, one way or the other.

No pressure.


:p

[Durro]

How's everyone's blood pressure ?

:p

[Xeno]

Would you like to lock it in, phone a friend or ask the audience ?Pass and hope to get back in?

[Xeno]

Sorry, I just put in the ninja thread something I meant to post here.

[Durro]

Sorry, I just put in the ninja thread something I meant to post here.

Ms Praxis ? Are you able to move the post ?

[Xeno]

Fact is, no matter how confident you may be about information or whatever, when it comes to the vote the odds of success seem to shrink. Even with SC, before the result went up there was a little tension, uncertainty.

[Xeno]

Ms Praxis ? Are you able to move the post ?
That would be good thanks. Sorry about that. At least I am already dead.

[Praxis]

I just saw it. Naughty, naughty Mr Xeno. No sake for you.

Awesome game! Well played everyone.

Hope the n00bs enjoyed their first game. Sad that Bolero copped it on her birthday after playing such a good game.

Well done Durro-san - you are truly the Mafia Maestro :thumbsup:

[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

Homeopathic water for me thanks. :)

[Voltairine]

Read LBA's assessment of me on the ninja board. LOL! You overestimate me by a long shot. My "cunningness" as scum was only due to my team mate Threat (great scum) and I just followed his plan. This time I followed Xeno (smart player) and his plan. I really don't have a clue what's going on most of the time. :o

[Durro]

Read LBA's assessment of me on the ninja board. LOL! You overestimate me by a long shot. My "cunningness" as scum was only due to my team mate Threat (great scum) and I just followed his plan. This time I followed Xeno (smart player) and his plan. I really don't have a clue what's going on most of the time. :o

Despite modding a dozen mafia games, I rarely have any clue what's going on when I play them...and sometimes when I'm modding them !

:facepalm:

[Lord Blackadder]

Thanks Durro for an awesome game! :D

Congratulations to Town for a nail biting win, and congratulations to Loubert for keeping Town on their toes to the very end. :)


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