Crazy Drunken Preacher

[youngmoigle]

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I especially liked this bit [5 min 30 secs to 6 min 10 secs]

* All masturbators are heading for hell.
* All pot smokers are heading for hell.
* Anybody having sex outside of marriage, or kissing on the lips outside of marriage, is heading for hell.
* Any girl wearing short shorts is heading for hell.
* Any girl that shows her belly button in public, is heading for hell.
* Any girl that shows her cleavage in public, is heading for hell.
* Anybody who watches a football game, is heading for hell.

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[Sir Patrick Crocodile]

* All masturbators are heading for hell.
* All pot smokers are heading for hell.
Hmm... That covers a majority of the population already ;)
* Anybody having sex outside of marriage, or kissing on the lips outside of marriage, is heading for hell.
So no romance? That means no marriage!
* Any girl wearing short shorts is heading for hell.
So I guess the naked girls are lucky ;)
* Any girl that shows her belly button in public, is heading for hell.
* Any girl that shows her cleavage in public, is heading for hell.
What about in private? What if accidentally a photo leaks on the Internet?
* Anybody who watches a football game, is heading for hell.
Do you go for the Bulldogs or Sharks?