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The Irreverent Mr Black
20th June 2009, 12:15 AM
I was reading the Salon Magazine site (http://www.salon.com/) when I came across the following article in Cary Tennis's advice column. (I'm only quoting the letter: if you want Cary's reply, go to the article itself (http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/2009/06/17/end_times_trauma/index.html).)

Dear Cary,

I grew up in an Evangelical Christian home. When I was 5 years old, the church showed us a movie about End Times that really impacted me. There were things like fire and brimstone, the Antichrist, the Mark of the Beast, Armageddon and decapitation. The images terrified me, so much so that I went home and immediately got "saved" (e.g., became a Christian). But the fear never went away. I remember, as a small child, spending sleepless nights worrying about my unsaved relatives. I could picture them either burning in hell or being decapitated. One night, I remember waking my parents up late at night and telling them my worry. They tried to make me feel better, but the bottom line was that I was right. My uncle was not saved, so he was going to hell. I asked why he would refuse to get saved. They couldn't tell me. We stayed up and talked about it for hours. I was so worried that I couldn't sleep. Finally, they decided to let me make a long-distance call to my uncle to tell him I was worried for his soul. It was a pretty traumatic experience for a little boy.

Now I'm in my early 30s and my beliefs have drastically changed. After high school, I went away to college and was exposed to many different people, beliefs and ways of thinking. Right now, my beliefs are starkly different from my parents'. I no longer believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible and do not subscribe to any organized religion.

There was a time when this caused tension between my folks and me. But we have gotten past that stage and are now very close. The problem is that I still get this weird feeling every time a family member mentions the End Times. It's like a tightness in my chest. Is it guilt? Is there a part of me that is really worried that I'll spend eternity in hell? I don't know.

All I know is that I can't get over it. And it's starting to really bother me. I tried to think about why it is bothering me and I think it's because I feel like I will never be fully accepted by them. No matter what, they will always want me to rededicate my life to Christ. It is who they are. It is how they fervently believe.

I have to admit, this makes me a little upset. I mean, I accept them for who they are. I don't judge them for being Evangelical Christians. Why can't they reciprocate?

But, honestly, I can't be too mad. At its core, their non-acceptance is rooted in love. They believe that I am going to hell if I don't change my ways, so they can never fully accept me. If they quit praying for me and fully accept me for who I am, they will be resigned to the fact that their son is going to spend eternity in hell. This would mean that they are not only failing as parents but also as Christians. So, what should I do? Should I talk to them and tell them how I feel? Should I accept the fact that they will never fully accept me? I'd appreciate any advice you can give.

John the (Former) Baptist
It made me think... I know this tactic too well.

I've seen it as a primary schooler, at those weird camps they'd shunt us troublesome boys off to, where, apart from frightening us with the lake of fire and the sheer size of eternity, the camp counsellors spent too much time watching their little charges in the showers, and on the third day you'd get The Talk, all about Bits Getting Bigger, and (I'm not making this up: it happened two years in a row!) especial care was made in telling all of us pre-pubescent tykes that We Must Not Shave Our Balls. But I digress....

After the usual "divide the kids up, find some token victims and pick on them with the involvement of the rest of the kids, then rip round in a frenzy before Message Time" that was par for the course with the Youth For Christ meetings run at a house in our neigbourhood, apart from the usual amount of YFC members and helpers setting themselves up sexually with kids (jings, I almost detect a pattern here!) there was the dose of End Times warning, generally related to the warblings of Hal Lindsey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Lindsey), and his book The Late Great Planet Earth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Great_Planet_Earth)....

"the decade of the 1980s could very well be the last decade of history as we know it." - Hal Lindsey, The 1980s: Countdown to Armageddon (1980) And there was a walloping big dose of Stan Deyo's Cosmic Conspiracy (http://standeyo.com/Our_Books/Cosmic_Conspiracy.html). It was... well...here's Deyo's own website's synopsis for the book:
Recruited by the Illuminati, Stan Deyo was taken secretly to Australia in 1971 to design "flying saucer" propulsion systems with them. Deyo reveals years later why "they" keep the alien/UFO agenda from the public. Many have investigated this huge conspiracy from the outside looking in - BUT, only one has come forward from an insider's perspective. Stan Deyo's The Cosmic Conspiracy is his testimony to you who would know the truth....Deyo is apparently still going (http://www.computernewbie.info/wheatdogg/2006/02/09/reality-1-stan-deyo-0/). Let me share a comment from the (2006) post in that link:

I came across Stan Deyo when a friend who is a conservative, Pentecostal Christian, tried to tell me that Einstein’s theories of relativity had been proven wrong. I asked him for the reference and he handed me a book called “The Cosmic Conspiracy.”


I have degrees in engineering, law and arts. I practise as a lawyer, mainly in litigation, and I am well accustomed to rigorous technical analysis, both in civil litigation and in a research project in which I was involved several years ago. My first impression of the book was that nobody would take it seriously. It is poorly written, disjoint, made many extravagant claims on an unsatisfactory evidential basis and published what purported to be a set of equations which “proved” Einstein had made an error. I do not recall the precise details and I have long since thrown the book into the rubbish, but as I recall Deyo made a fairly obvious mistake by trying to equate a Newtonian formula with a relativistic one. As Newtonian mechanics is merely an approximation of relativity in circumstances where relativistic effects are minimal, it is hardly surprising that he found inconsistency.


I did find it odd that anyone would take this nonsense seriously and I wondered about his background. Not particularly surprising was the dearth of detail about his background and qualifications in the book. There was reference to involvement in secret projects, but no detail, and of course such claims are easily made but impossible to prove or disprove. Most significantly there were no records of qualifications from any recognised university or research institute and nothing I saw that suggested that he was qualified in any field. Anyway, I digress yet again. Deyo (does anybody else start singing "Daylight come and I wanna go home"?) and his tapes, magazines and various other hooey scared my stepfather into conversion. For over ten years my mum had been the believer, shunting us into church and anything else Jeebus-related, while the old man hung back with his characteristic quietness. I was interstate when it happened, but it was a shame. Even when I became a christian, I wondered what a conversion by deception and fear was worth: was it like an agreement signed under duress, which is null and void under international law?


And even as a christian, when Student Minister Me saw the Fear Tactic deployed, I was disgusted.


I've already written about the evening Barry Smith descended on Ipswich with his version of apocalyptic doom and gloom. You can read it here (http://www.atheistfoundation.org.au/forums/showthread.php?t=112).


What I didn't mention was that Barry built the fear and drama (as I sat down the back with Gitarzan, another cynical young theologian, picking ocean-liner-sized holes in Barry's theology and science), and he made an altar call at the end. Two dozen assorted bogans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan) and a clump of dusky youths made their way to the front, and Git and I sort of looked at each other and began a fairly cynical discussion about the validity of the call making any genuine conversion well-nigh impossible.


It still shits me. There are no polite words for the way I feel about this particular means of evangelism. I've posted this here on the Island in case any of our believers have a comment to make, but I'm just plain disgusted.

TÐöer
13th July 2009, 02:31 PM
The same way parents use to scare naughty children with the Boogey man.


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The problem is that I still get this weird feeling every time a family member mentions the End Times. It's like a tightness in my chest. Is it guilt? Is there a part of me that is really worried that I'll spend eternity in hell? I don't know.


This is a very good question. Preachers tend to use this, uneasy feeling as proof that to just give in, is the right thing to do.

I found that this feeling, is not exclusive to Christianity, even in Buddhism, it is called "blockage" and I get that same feeling. Therefore, that uneasy feelings means nothing, except we are rejecting an easy way out.


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There was a time when this caused tension between my folks and me. But we have gotten past that stage and are now very close.
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I have to admit, this makes me a little upset. I mean, I accept them for who they are. I don't judge them for being Evangelical Christians. Why can't they reciprocate?

But, honestly, I can't be too mad. At its core, their non-acceptance is rooted in love. They believe that I am going to hell if I don't change my ways, so they can never fully accept me. If they quit praying for me and fully accept me for who I am, they will be resigned to the fact that their son is going to spend eternity in hell. This would mean that they are not only failing as parents but also as Christians. So, what should I do? Should I talk to them and tell them how I feel? Should I accept the fact that they will never fully accept me? I'd appreciate any advice you can give.


This is my beef, with beefy. pardon my pun. Is Christianity at fault at causing families to break up or are those who refuse to join Christianity the cause.

As a pagan you believe any god. Even if you claim your god is more powerful, they'd just think you're over exagerating. No harm, no faul.

As an atheist, who cares, some people are weak, others are delusional. I feel no pain.

As a Christian, it's our solemn duty to fight the forces of evil and infidels. And to save our family from burning in hell for eternity, by whatever means, even if it were to disown them so they know the error of their ways.

Atrax Robustus
13th July 2009, 07:15 PM
They believe that I am going to hell if I don't change my ways, so they can never fully accept me. If they quit praying for me and fully accept me for who I am, they will be resigned to the fact that their son is going to spend eternity in hell.

Interesting comment this one . . .

I have a long held view that the "save your family at all costs" message has an alternative motivator. Aren't the evangelicals often taught that when they are in heaven, they will be able to see the denizens of hell and revel in their ongoing torment for all eternity.

Any sane person is going to think about this and (I know I would) honestly hope that they aren't forced to spend all eternity watching someone they love being burned alive and tortured, forever. Isn't this a punishment you would endure even though you reside in heaven?

The Irreverent Mr Black
13th July 2009, 07:24 PM
Interesting comment this one . . .

I have a long held view that the "save your family at all costs" message has an alternative motivator. Aren't the evangelicals often taught that when they are in heaven, they will be able to see the denizens of hell and revel in their ongoing torment for all eternity.

Any sane person is going to think about this and (I know I would) honestly hope that they aren't forced to spend all eternity watching someone they love being burned alive and tortured, forever. Isn't this a punishment you would endure even though you reside in heaven?
Good question, A-R! There is that little story Jeebus tells about Lazarus and the rich guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_and_Dives), and the narrative has the rich chappie in hell, able to see Laz lapping it up in the afterlife (in one of those paradoxical role-reversals that seem to be part of Jeebus's stock-in-trade when it comes to story material).

For some reason, Lazarus appears unaware or unconcerned. If only they were letting cynical sinners take tours of heaven like that Roberts "I went skinnydipping with Jeebus" Liardon did: I need somebody to comment on the quality of the whisky and weed in the realm beyond the pearly gates, as it may influence my religious future!

Atrax Robustus
13th July 2009, 07:41 PM
Mr Black,

Perhaps this fax from Heaven - sent by Graham Kennedy (to Mike McColl Jones) after his demise, will help answer some of your questions . . .


Dear Mike: You know how much I loathe flying.

This was the smoothest flight I've ever had. Not one bump. Good airline too, Air God.

It was fascinating to see airline food being served by nuns.

When I arrived, I was greeted by this old bloke with a white beard. He looked like me in sketches.

I helped him drag some cases of grog in through the Pearly Gates (which,
by the way, are plastic).

Gee, they think of everything up here. Fifty crates of gin and tonic and a
lovely bucket of ice.

The guy I helped is already a chum -- I call him Saint Peter the phantom
puller.

Met some really interesting people on the weekend. Henry VIII -- he told me he liked the way I threw the chicken on the floor for Bert to pick up.

John Logie Baird -- he said he's going to name an award after me: the Cyril.

And Dick Turpin, he told me a very funny joke, did Dick. Dick did! Clever dick!

I hear Derryn outed me. I've got a hot flash for him: It's rife up here.

Only a few minutes ago I saw Oscar Wilde holding hands with Chips Rafferty.

I reckon if Hinch's body is ever washed up on a beach, police will be
interviewing suspects for seven years.

I'm having a drink tonight at the Cloud Club with some old chums -- Joff,
Rosie, Johnny Ladd, Buster Fiddess, Tommy Hanlon, Sr and Jr, Al Jolson,
Dean Martin. You'll never guess who the barman is! Johnny Meillon!

Do you know who I saw on Friday afternoon? Rover Boy. He's still peeing!

I must go now. I'm about to meet God! I said he could come over at two.

PS. You'll never guess who I had dinner with last night -- Joan of Aaaark!"


:eek: Who says it's not a real fax?

It was sent from heaven goddamit! :mad:

The Irreverent Mr Black
13th July 2009, 07:48 PM
@A-R: Stone the Crowthers! Faaaark, that was a lovely 'gram. (Met the King, very briefly, AT HOME, nearly fifty years ago. A certain dodgy member of my family knew everybody.)

Atrax Robustus
13th July 2009, 08:00 PM
@ Mr B. I envy you! My only claim of a meeting with a 'personality' was when I was ejected from a nightclub after I threatened to rearrange Daryl Somers' face for him!

tandytripper
22nd August 2009, 03:38 PM
This has been an interesting dialogue. AR, you did raise excellent points with your comment of: have a long held view that the "save your family at all costs" message has an alternative motivator. Aren't the evangelicals often taught that when they are in heaven, they will be able to see the denizens of hell and revel in their ongoing torment for all eternity.

Any sane person is going to think about this and (I know I would) honestly hope that they aren't forced to spend all eternity watching someone they love being burned alive and tortured, forever. Isn't this a punishment you would endure even though you reside in heaven?

It shows a lot about what initiation into the hey zeus club actually means (to many)and how it affects the members.

Empathy towards humanity as a whole tends to go out the window. Religious charitable organisations are not so much about actually HELPING others but more about getting "the word" out there. The "saved" treat those not willing to jump on board the hey zeus train for the most part like crap, including their families. It is not about loving people for who they are, but all about coersing (and guilting) people into being the lemmings they WANT them to be. There is no actual (REAL) "feeling" for those in the world they KNOW to exist, so there is no reason for them to grieve over the plight of those who did not jump on their bandwagon in a life they merely have "faith" MIGHT exist. If anything if they had contemplated the watching of loved ones burning, "evangesmug" would (in their minds) replaced the grief anyway.

Seriously, religious faith is a mindfuck and those following it have fucked minds.

Seamus
22nd August 2009, 04:25 PM
@ Mr B. I envy you! My only claim of a meeting with a 'personality' was when I was ejected from a nightclub after I threatened to rearrange Daryl Somers' face for him!

Wish I'd been there,I would have held your coat.:p

I had the great good fortune to serve with and be patronised ,many times, by a young subaltern called Jeff Kennett. I believe he later went into politics.

Oh,I also met Cardinal Joseph Cardijn in 1965. (that was whilst I was still an insufferable little Catholic prig)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Cardijn

Mister Pervert
23rd August 2009, 12:15 AM
Wish I'd been there,I would have held your coat.:p

I was once nearly stabbed to death in "the upstairs room" and The Club in Carlton. Melbourne is a crazy place, full of crazy celebrities...

The Irreverent Mr Black
23rd August 2009, 12:30 AM
Given ten shillings by Bob Menzies and told I a was a "little gentleman".

Ol' Pig-iron Bob was never destined to be a good judge of character, it seems.

Mister Pervert
23rd August 2009, 12:38 AM
Given ten shillings by Bob Menzies and told I a was a "little gentleman".

Ol' Pig-iron Bob was never destined to be a good judge of character, it seems.

I once saw Kim Beazley with his pants down.

Well, not exactly "down", but he had that whole "plumber's crack/slot machine" thing going on at the back of his droopy drawers. He wanted me to carry his bags off the plane (small, outback airport place). Rude cunt, he was.

Kim: you're a disgrace to sagittarians! Piss-eloquent fairy, you are...

Cosmic Teapot
23rd August 2009, 01:27 AM
Interesting comment this one . . .

I have a long held view that the "save your family at all costs" message has an alternative motivator. Aren't the evangelicals often taught that when they are in heaven, they will be able to see the denizens of hell and revel in their ongoing torment for all eternity.

Any sane person is going to think about this and (I know I would) honestly hope that they aren't forced to spend all eternity watching someone they love being burned alive and tortured, forever. Isn't this a punishment you would endure even though you reside in heaven?

You would think more xtians would wonder about this, wouldn't you?

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2540/teapotc.jpg

TÐöer
24th August 2009, 02:54 PM
It shows a lot about what initiation into the hey zeus club actually means (to many)and how it affects the members.

Empathy towards humanity as a whole tends to go out the window. Religious charitable organisations are not so much about actually HELPING others but more about getting "the word" out there. The "saved" treat those not willing to jump on board the hey zeus train for the most part like crap, including their families. It is not about loving people for who they are, but all about coersing (and guilting) people into being the lemmings they WANT them to be. There is no actual (REAL) "feeling" for those in the world they KNOW to exist, so there is no reason for them to grieve over the plight of those who did not jump on their bandwagon in a life they merely have "faith" MIGHT exist. If anything if they had contemplated the watching of loved ones burning, "evangesmug" would (in their minds) replaced the grief anyway.

Seriously, religious faith is a mindfuck and those following it have fucked minds.

Yeah, this is exactly, why I can't let things be. Basically, they are threatening my very existence. "Yeah sure, I'll be your friend, but when the time comes, prepare to catch my spit."

Other than stopping people from thinking, religion is actually teaching them to be heartless.

If God did exist, and he really wanted non-supporters to go to hell. Well, shouldn't we all be fighting that evil bastard?

Seamus
24th August 2009, 03:47 PM
Given ten shillings by Bob Menzies and told I a was a "little gentleman".

Really? How old were you? Ten bob was a lot of money.What did you you have to do for it?:p

I remember being Jeff Kenett's batman for about a month. Fortunately for me,he was a second Lt, one of eight officers I looked after,so was at bottom man on the totem pole.("Sorry sir,didn't get around to polishing your civvy shoes, the CO wanted X Y Or Z")

Jeff was below a humourless turd just out of Duntroon, Lt Peter Cosgrove.

The Irreverent Mr Black
24th August 2009, 04:06 PM
Really? How old were you? Ten bob was a lot of money.What did you you have to do for it?:p

My grandfather was doing some maintenance work in the grounds where Bob was living: I was on school hols, and little Grade One Me was fetcher of saws and things, carrier of messages, and general nuisance. (The time I got a huge telling-off for pinging cypress-nuts into the pool at H.C Sleigh (http://adbonline.anu.edu.au/biogs/A110652b.htm)'s mansion {H.C died in 1933 H. M (http://adbonline.anu.edu.au/biogs/A160309b.htm) was then in residence, but the firm was still H.C, and it was H.C my grandad said was roaring at me... see how easily history can twist away from the truth, bible-people?} is yet another tale of those halcyon days...)

I think the ten bob may have been choofed away "for my education": heh, that'll teach me!

Seamus
25th August 2009, 10:57 AM
HC Sleigh?

My dad worked for BP for over 40 years (beginning when it was C.O.R) the name is very familiar.

The Irreverent Mr Black
25th August 2009, 11:05 AM
HC Sleigh?

My dad worked for BP for over 40 years (beginning when it was C.O.R) the name is very familiar.
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