Phroso
14th June 2009, 08:45 PM
Here's a little humour that should put a smile on the faces of all you lapsed Catholics...
A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box and to his surprise he sees a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
Next to the bar there is a box filled with the finest Cuban cigars.
So he settles back, pours himself a glass of Guinness and lights up a cigar.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession, but I've got to admit that the confessional box is much more
inviting these days."
And the priest replied, "Get out. You're on my side."
A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box and to his surprise he sees a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
Next to the bar there is a box filled with the finest Cuban cigars.
So he settles back, pours himself a glass of Guinness and lights up a cigar.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession, but I've got to admit that the confessional box is much more
inviting these days."
And the priest replied, "Get out. You're on my side."