God is everywhere, doing everything

[youngmoigle]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/06/06/2009-06-06_south_dakota_cowboy_neal_wanless_lassoes_232m_p owerball_lottery_pr.html

Neal Wanless won $232,000,000 in the lottery:


"I want to thank the Lord for giving me this opportunity and blessing me with this great fortune," said the 23-year-old.

[Seamus]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/06/06/2009-06-06_south_dakota_cowboy_neal_wanless_lassoes_232m_p owerball_lottery_pr.html

Neal Wanless won $232,000,000 in the lottery:

I think I'm going to vomit.

Besides, it's definitive proof there is NO God! --If there were, he'd have given all that money to someone far more deserving----me.:D


I really don't know if money can make you happy. All I want is the chance to decide for myself.

[Mister Pervert]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/06/06/2009-06-06_south_dakota_cowboy_neal_wanless_lassoes_232m_p owerball_lottery_pr.html

Neal Wanless won $232,000,000 in the lottery:

"The family has been making ends meet selling scrap metal and was hard hit by the plunging price of iron in the nation's seventh-poorest county."

Just for the (coincidence) record, the Wanless family in Brisbane are in the same scarp-metal business. They also have a bazillion gov't contracts for everything from garbage collecting to ...nevermind. Enough to say something smells rotten in Denmark, and it ain't The Little Mermaid!

[Fearless]

One of the extra 'unmentioned' commandments:

Thou shalt be allowed to gamble if it bringeth the lord moar money.

[SchizoDeluxe]

They always thank the lord when they win but never say shit on the thousand other times they lose. According to these people, god has a perfect track record.

[TÐöer]

Don't you guys know?

This is god's way of telling us atheist, that it'll never be our turn.

[Cosmic Teapot]

Xtians, despite religious instruction about being humble and the sinfulness of Pride, are such a narcissistic bunch of pricks.
This guy thinks he's so special in his god's eyes, his (all loving) god has given him an obscene amount of money whilst letting millions of children live (and die) in appalling poverty. That's right, his prayers have been answered at the expense of millions of starving children but he see's nothing wrong with that.

It's like survivor stories where everyone in a car crash dies exept one Xtian who then claims that Jesus saved them. They think their freinds and/or family weren't worthy of being saved but they were.

[Mister Pervert]

They always thank the lord when they win but never say shit on the thousand other times they lose. According to these people, god has a perfect track record.

He's pretty agile in the field events too.

[KeithW]

Apparently the lad was asked what he would do about begging letters, he said he is still going to send them!